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[ouija ouija]

<sub>Everything?

Lol at fairy writing! Why is this happening?</sub>

Edited by ouija ouija, 01 December 2012 - 06:17 PM.

[Lcvec]

Did she mean her head and poison collection will be mine eventually?

[ouija ouija]

What would you do with it if you did eventually receive it?

[Helen of Annoy]

Are you saying you can't think of any use for my head collection?!

Would you like the broomstick? Good as new, first owner, original natural wood handle, extra long brush, a little sprayed on by tomcats, but all of them from good houses, local celebrities, so we could say my broom is kind of autographed item?

[ouija ouija]

Why don't you sell it on ebay for thousands?

[Helen of Annoy]

How could I sell an item that has emotional value to someone I don’t even know?

[ouija ouija]

Not even for millions?

[Helen of Annoy]

Millions of what? Problems? Have you got any idea how many creepy people would suddenly discover they are related to me or love me or want to spend some quality time with me and my millions if I – god forfend – had them?
So is it a wonder that I’ll rather have my broomstick to remind me of all the hilarious times when I chased the fox with it, or when my husband asked me if I forgot my driver’s license when he saw me carrying it?

[Lcvec]

How is a caveman supposed to use a broomstick if not for beating things up?

[ouija ouija]

Well here's a thought: couldn't you use it for keeping your cave clean?

[Lcvec]

Keeping my cave what?

[ouija ouija]

Ah! Is that word alien to you?

[Feebs]

is cleaning of any sort alien to most men ?

[Lcvec]

So it's a kind of alien?

[Feebs]

wouldnt like to see one would you ?