Are you saying you can't think of any use for my head collection?!
Would you like the broomstick? Good as new, first owner, original natural wood handle, extra long brush, a little sprayed on by tomcats, but all of them from good houses, local celebrities, so we could say my broom is kind of autographed item?
Millions of what? Problems? Have you got any idea how many creepy people would suddenly discover they are related to me or love me or want to spend some quality time with me and my millions if I – god forfend – had them?
So is it a wonder that I’ll rather have my broomstick to remind me of all the hilarious times when I chased the fox with it, or when my husband asked me if I forgot my driver’s license when he saw me carrying it?