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#976    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 07:55 PM

My fleas are free to a good home only, how can I be sure ouija won’t verbally abuse them or something? :D

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:15 PM

If I had a home check by PETA before taking delivery of the fleas would that satisfy you?

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:22 PM

Since I’m sane animal admirer, isn’t it logical I’d rather have potential home checked for PETA than by them?

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:29 PM

Good point. Soooo ............... do I get the fleas?

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 09:43 PM

Definitely, have you picked any names yet?

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:53 PM

How many are boys, how many are girls?

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 04:32 AM

How many are chipmunks...how many are squirrels?

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 03:22 PM

Did you belive that rhyme to be clever?


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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:17 PM

That rhymes? With what?
Anyway, you tell the gender of flies by placing a beer can and a mirror in front of them and males land on the beer can, females on the mirror, while fleas who drink themselves full of blood and fall asleep are boys, those who suck it methodically, constantly and complain while doing so are girls, but why don’t we let ouija deal with that?

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:35 PM

No, No, No,......The noisy ones are males, the quiet ones that suck all the blood are females......Oh......Hold on.........Is that mosquitoes?


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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:42 PM

Yeah, the quiet ones are females, how else?
It’s not mosquitoes, you tell mosquito boys by their anorexia, no, seriously, they don’t suck… oh, god, that’s not what… all right, they need no blood since they won’t make any eggs… produce… Jesus… can I give up?
Just squash the b******, will you?

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 07:52 PM

The quiet one's are females??????  In what universe?


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Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:10 PM

Why! This one, silly.....But then...... I'm not that convinced you're from around here, are you?


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Posted 09 January 2013 - 09:41 PM

Okay, I've determined the sex of each individual flea so would you like me to give you the list of all  564 names I've chosen for them?

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 09:57 PM

Nuts a little?