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Hospital Removes Eel From A Man's Bottom

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#46    Sunny Day

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 11:22 AM

View PostZaphod222, on 26 September 2012 - 02:28 AM, said:

Australian love life...

New Zealand is close to us but a different country.  We don't want to be associated with this story... :no:

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 12:05 PM

LMAO! An EEL in his rectum! I got a good one, if this guy had a Southern Drawl, and his southern friend was telling the story to his family about when took place with his "eel buddy", this is what it would sound like:

Billy Bob wad fishin in da swamp when a big ole EEL darn near rectum!

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 12:19 PM

A shameful act :angry: I only feel sorry for the eel.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 12:44 PM

Has anybody found out if this was actually part of a sexual act or whether the eel was just looking for a place to hide?


He added: "No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient's right to privacy."

I just want to know if it is us or him that has the perverse minds?

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 01:52 PM

Ah, anal fixations ... I recall mice and light bulbs as the more curious of ER admissions. It seems the anal vault is quite capable of creating a vacuum at the most inopportune times and people often find that objects that are but partially inserted may be "absorbed" quite infamously from their fingers. Alas, my rationalization has always defaulted to that of the normal distribution of the population whereby for the half of the population that is above normal in intelligence, there is the other half that is below average.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 04:41 PM

View PostThePhantomFlanFlinger, on 24 September 2012 - 03:25 PM, said:


Bet he was one embarrassed guy... :D


Almost as bad as one in which I heard about a guy with a rabbit stuck up there.

Edited by Mr Right Wing, 26 September 2012 - 04:42 PM.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 04:55 PM

When I was studying nursing we sometimes had lunch with a guy whose best friend was a proctologist.

We'd be sitting there eating our meals and cracking up laughing at the stories he'd tell us. Anyone listening in probably would have felt sick lol.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 05:27 PM

Hmmmm...How would you describe this?

A.  Asinine

B.  Shocking

C. Asinine & Shocking

Meh, I'll go with C.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 07:01 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 24 September 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:

When the moon hits your eye,
Like an Eel near your thighs,
That's A Moray :D

That sir, brightened my day.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 11:37 PM

According to the Department of Conservation website, there are three main types of eel found in New Zealand - the shortfin, the longfin and the prostate-checkin'.

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 01:56 AM

He should be thankful it wasn't an electric eel.

Edited by St.Anger, 27 September 2012 - 01:56 AM.

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 02:15 AM

lol well i supose it could be worser  lmao but still funny as hell!

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 02:56 AM

there was an article that said an eel swam up some guys male organ ;)

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 05:00 AM

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 05:50 AM

Any fool that intentionally inserts a live animal into their rectum for sexual thrills our any other reason deserves to have their insides eaten by a horde of that same animal while he is still alive.  It's cruel and SICK.  F#@%ng SICK!

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