ThePhantomFlanFlinger Posted September 24, 2012 #1 Share Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) A man sought emergency treatment at hospital in Auckland this week with an eel stuck up his bottom.The unnamed individual presented himself at the A&E department at Auckland City Hospital to explain his embarrassing problem. Bet he was one embarrassed guy... Edited September 24, 2012 by ThePhantomFlanFlinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfknight Posted September 24, 2012 #2 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I am not even going there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted September 24, 2012 #3 Share Posted September 24, 2012 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BiffSplitkins Posted September 24, 2012 Popular Post #4 Share Posted September 24, 2012 When the moon hits your eye, Like an Eel near your thighs, That's A Moray 40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brawly Posted September 24, 2012 #5 Share Posted September 24, 2012 ...Wonder what his reason was for how it managed to get up there in the first place D: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted September 24, 2012 #6 Share Posted September 24, 2012 When the moon hits your eye, Like an Eel near your thighs, That's A Moray BL**DY BRILLIANT!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted September 24, 2012 #7 Share Posted September 24, 2012 When the moon hits your eye, Like an Eel near your thighs, That's A Moray That's got to be the post of the year! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipotep Posted September 24, 2012 #8 Share Posted September 24, 2012 What ??? I have a bad feeling that this was no accident TiP. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted September 25, 2012 #9 Share Posted September 25, 2012 I worked as an x-ray technologist for a few years. It was AMAZING the kinds of foreign bodies you would see either in stomachs or rectums. It was funny sometimes but usually just gross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted September 25, 2012 #10 Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) Just look at the teeth on that eel! Why in heaven's name would anyone let something like that near their rear end, let alone...oh never mind *shudder*. I've got it! Perhaps he was a fan of Motley Crue and thought it was "Dr. Eelgood"? Edited September 25, 2012 by Lilly addition 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golly Buster Posted September 25, 2012 #11 Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) http://www.nzherald....0</span></span> Eels are secretive, nocturnal and prefer habitats with plenty of cover. Edited September 25, 2012 by Golly Buster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Lotus Posted September 25, 2012 #12 Share Posted September 25, 2012 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipotep Posted September 25, 2012 #13 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Just look at the teeth on that eel! Why in heaven's name would anyone let something like that near their rear end, let alone...oh never mind *shudder*. I've got it! Perhaps he was a fan of Motley Crue and thought it was "Dr. Eelgood"? It wasn't a moray he had up his Kaiser pass , it was only a little short / long fin ell from NZ , either way not a good prospect !! Maybe he was listening to to much Bon Jovi and thought it was " Blaze of Moray "? Oh crap wrong eel again TiP. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xCrimsonx Posted September 25, 2012 #14 Share Posted September 25, 2012 O.o what the eel was he thinking? Stuck in a net., on your line., maybe even a crab pot., butt.,.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imagestic Posted September 25, 2012 #15 Share Posted September 25, 2012 mmmmmmmmmm kinky 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idano Posted September 25, 2012 #16 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Guess that takes some of the pressure (no pun intended) off gerbils.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKO Posted September 25, 2012 #17 Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) there are two main types of eel found in New Zealand - the shortfin and the longfin. Hopefully for the guys sake it was the shortfin . Edited September 25, 2012 by DKO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First-time Human Posted September 25, 2012 #18 Share Posted September 25, 2012 The article states these eels hunt by smell rather than sight... Maybe the poor 'unnamed individual' just went for a swim, farted at the wrong time, and the eel thought... "ohhh - dinner". Hey, it could happen!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dharma warrior Posted September 25, 2012 #19 Share Posted September 25, 2012 "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly" Maybe he stuck the eel up there to kill the gerbil. Just sayin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted September 25, 2012 #20 Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) The article states these eels hunt by smell rather than sight... Maybe the poor 'unnamed individual' just went for a swim, farted at the wrong time, and the eel thought... "ohhh - dinner". Hey, it could happen!!! I don't know much about eels, but surely they don't typically enter tight crevasses?? I can just imagine that eel's thoughts....... Man is it ever tight in here!... *squirm, grunt*... but I'm sure... if I... *grunt* just manage a little farther... *grunt*.... this tunnel will open up and I can breathe again! Edited September 25, 2012 by Lady Kasey 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AggManUK Posted September 25, 2012 #21 Share Posted September 25, 2012 The eel is now on anti depressants and has commented that he is not sure how he ended up with a human on his head. Film at eleven... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minera Posted September 25, 2012 #22 Share Posted September 25, 2012 actually I am not sure that I WANT to know how the incident happened and how the eel got to where it was. I am sure it was very traumatic for the poor thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minera Posted September 25, 2012 #23 Share Posted September 25, 2012 (edited) The eel is now on anti depressants and has commented that he is not sure how he ended up with a human on his head. Film at eleven... I missed the news report (lol) but I am not surprised he did not want to be identified. Edited September 25, 2012 by minera 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minera Posted September 25, 2012 #24 Share Posted September 25, 2012 I bet the emergency staff are still laughing hysterically about this incident. I feel sorry for the poor eel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First-time Human Posted September 25, 2012 #25 Share Posted September 25, 2012 More from the article... "Eels migrate up streams as elvers to find suitable adult habitat."... Well, the eel sure did find an 'Adult Habitat' And how about.. "Eels are secretive, nocturnal and prefer habitats with plenty of cover." Let's see... Rectums: Secretive? *TICK*, Nocturnal? (Well, it sure is dark) *TICK* Plenty of cover? *TICK* So rectums really do tick all the boxes for eels, don't they? I'm surprised they don't have to remove more of the little 'buggars' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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