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Fraternity suspended after alcohol enemas

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#1    BiffSplitkins


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Posted 26 September 2012 - 02:59 PM


Knoxville, Tennessee (CNN) -- Twelve students at the University of Tennessee have been cited for underage drinking, one for disorderly conduct, and a chapter of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity suspended after a weekend incident involving alcohol enemas in which one student was hospitalized, a university spokeswoman said.
"Upon extensive questioning, it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the bloodstream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver," Knoxville Police Dept spokesman Darrell DeBusk said Monday in a statement.


Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people these days. Were they trying to kill some eels or something? :D

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 03:09 PM

It's a good idea to stick with water mixed with bird droppings and make sure someone is filiming.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 05:13 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 26 September 2012 - 02:59 PM, said:

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people these days. Were they trying to kill some eels or something? :D

Maybe the eels were thirsty!

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