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#16    Coffey

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:29 PM

I would love it IF one of the following happened IF he did come back:

He is actually a woman.
He Told everyone we have made a right mess of things and took him and God the wrong way completely.
He was an Alien.
He is Gay. (And was very angry at those who are anti-homosexual)
He was mega ****** off at us for discrimination etc and come baring arms/lightning bolts.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:44 PM

View PostCoffey, on 04 October 2012 - 01:29 PM, said:

I would love it IF one of the following happened IF he did come back:

He is actually a woman.
He Told everyone we have made a right mess of things and took him and God the wrong way completely.
He was an Alien.
He is Gay. (And was very angry at those who are anti-homosexual)
He was mega ****** off at us for discrimination etc and come baring arms/lightning bolts.
The Muslims actually believe something similar to your second point.  They say the Issa al masih (sp) "Jesus" will come and break all the crosses - iow he will deny almost everything Christians believe to be true about him from the Bible.  He will kill all the swine and cause everyone to worship Allah or be killed.  If this "Jesus" is the false prophet of the Bible then he will be able to call down fire from heaven in the sight of men- that's pretty close to the lightning bolts you mention.  So be careful what you wish for, man.    Peace....

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:23 AM

I'm of the opinion that God has abandoned us to our fate.

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 12:50 PM

View PostCradle of Fish, on 05 October 2012 - 04:23 AM, said:

I'm of the opinion that God has abandoned us to our fate.

Like 5000 years ago... He saw what he created, turned around and started sobbing... has not recuperated since.

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:27 PM

View Postand then, on 04 October 2012 - 10:44 PM, said:

The Muslims actually believe something similar to your second point.  They say the Issa al masih (sp) "Jesus" will come and break all the crosses - iow he will deny almost everything Christians believe to be true about him from the Bible.  He will kill all the swine and cause everyone to worship Allah or be killed.  If this "Jesus" is the false prophet of the Bible then he will be able to call down fire from heaven in the sight of men- that's pretty close to the lightning bolts you mention.  So be careful what you wish for, man.    Peace....
And the Cristian God will do the same to all the nonbelievers of Christianity. All monotheistic religions seem to have this view of 'no worries, they'll get theirs... with death and fire'.

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 03:42 PM

View Postmfrmboy, on 05 October 2012 - 03:29 PM, said:

Wonder if they have some special koolaid ??

nah, special angeldust.

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:09 PM

View PostHasina, on 05 October 2012 - 01:27 PM, said:

And the Cristian God will do the same to all the nonbelievers of Christianity. All monotheistic religions seem to have this view of 'no worries, they'll get theirs... with death and fire'.
As a matter of fact I was pointing out some specifics to Bug about why his jokes weren't so far off target.  Not wishful thinking from a blood thirsty evangelist :gun:  Just solid eschatological concepts that folks will be denying, my guess, even while they are happening.

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 05:03 PM

View PostWearer of Hats, on 03 October 2012 - 11:37 PM, said:

I hope my immortal body has a better dress sense then my mortal one.
I'm hoping for something in a bowler hat actually, a la John Steed.

yeah Steed soooo sexy

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 05:07 PM

View PostWearer of Hats, on 03 October 2012 - 11:37 PM, said:

I hope my immortal body has a better dress sense then my mortal one.
I'm hoping for something in a bowler hat actually, a la John Steed.
I'll be hoping for one of those cloche's, those awesome looking flapper gal hats from the '20's.

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