I was at Gettysburg too. I was an oak Tree. They killed me and used my wood for Lincolns speech platform. After several reincarnations (the worst being a badger culled in Dorset), I have come back as a human. A healthily cynical one. But I still love a tall tale. And thus one was taller than I was when a mighty oak.
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Attorney claims to have traveled in time
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 01:48 PM
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 01:54 PM
the L, on 02 October 2012 - 01:22 PM, said:
How he came back?
With style...
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 02:17 PM
I wonder. Do secret government projects involving time travel usually use 7 year old boys?
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 02:50 PM
Time travel is only a nice science fiction device. It can not work in reality because time travel would unravel the time and space fabric continuum of our precise and balanced Universe.
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 03:02 PM
OverSword, on 02 October 2012 - 02:17 PM, said:
I wonder. Do secret government projects involving time travel usually use 7 year old boys?
Oh all the time... when I was 7 the government used me to test a faster than light starship... It took me to many places throughout the universe and I had a lot of exciting adventures... grew up and raised a family... then one day I travelled back - faster than light and returned the same hour I left still 7 years old.... They called it "Project Bovine Scatology"...
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 03:26 PM
Hartmut, on 02 October 2012 - 02:50 PM, said:
Time travel is only a nice science fiction device. It can not work in reality because time travel would unravel the time and space fabric continuum of our precise and balanced Universe.
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 04:04 PM
When I was 7 I was the King of the world.
True story, right their.
True story, right their.
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 04:21 PM
LOL! This is hilarious! Time travel is a possibility but you can definitely tell that Basiago's sanity and claims are questionable. Where is the proof? If you have none then do not claim anything
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 04:41 PM
If you do a bit of research it gets even better. He claims he went through a government jump portal and was an explorer of Mars and yes Mars has life.
AA LOGIC
They didn't use thousands of workers - oops forgot about the work camps
There's no evidence for ramps - You found one?...Bummer
Well we know they didn't use ancient tools to cut and shape the stones - Chisel marks? Craps
I still say aliens built them!
They didn't use thousands of workers - oops forgot about the work camps
There's no evidence for ramps - You found one?...Bummer
Well we know they didn't use ancient tools to cut and shape the stones - Chisel marks? Craps
I still say aliens built them!
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 04:58 PM
Quaentum, on 02 October 2012 - 04:41 PM, said:
If you do a bit of research it gets even better. He claims he went through a government jump portal and was an explorer of Mars and yes Mars has life.
Not only that, but Obama was one of the "Chrononauts" as well as Regina Duggan ( 19th Director of DARPA) and other big names from Lockheed Martin and The Office of Naval Intel. He also goes on to state that 97,000 people were sent to Mars in a 5 year span and only 7000 survived... you would think people would noticed 90k people missing....
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 05:07 PM
Dredimus, on 02 October 2012 - 04:58 PM, said:
Not only that, but Obama was one of the "Chrononauts" as well as Regina Duggan ( 19th Director of DARPA) and other big names from Lockheed Martin and The Office of Naval Intel. He also goes on to state that 97,000 people were sent to Mars in a 5 year span and only 7000 survived... you would think people would noticed 90k people missing....
The 90,000 were cannon fodder, bums living in the streets and the like who wouldn't be missed.
AA LOGIC
They didn't use thousands of workers - oops forgot about the work camps
There's no evidence for ramps - You found one?...Bummer
Well we know they didn't use ancient tools to cut and shape the stones - Chisel marks? Craps
I still say aliens built them!
They didn't use thousands of workers - oops forgot about the work camps
There's no evidence for ramps - You found one?...Bummer
Well we know they didn't use ancient tools to cut and shape the stones - Chisel marks? Craps
I still say aliens built them!
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 06:24 PM
I wouldn't like to have this loony representing me in court!
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 06:29 PM
Aren't we all traveling in time?
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 07:14 PM
"I have hundreds of facts" he said,...
Well, if he has that, I guess it must be true.
Well, if he has that, I guess it must be true.
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 07:28 PM
He DID travel through time . Unfortunately he left his brain there .
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