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#1    Ever Learning

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 11:18 AM

Thought id put the never ending story together, Um members have created a weird story.

There once was an ugly hobbit
who spoke Golin
and gathered his flying monkey minions
to find frozen seals and seagulls
to eat their firey hot livers with barbeque sauce
and dill pickles.
Their slobbery lips quivered with anticipation
it was dark
so they decided
to walk into
a firy abyss
glowing eyes reflecting
off the shiny
silver breast plate
walking again, he
drew his weapon
and slayed the
bill cosby clone
He walked towards
a pile of glowing, red, embers
pile of dung
there's sustenance ahead!
doing back flips
why oh why
he got tired
and eat pickles
until your breath
turns to fire
burning your nipples
And He Saw
blue flashing lights
descending from above
blinding his vision
a deep inhalation
nitrous oxide yummy
Oh! a UFO!
he ran, screaming
and stupidly fell
picked himself up
and killed a
gerbil with pills
Alienated Emo's Felt
stupified with happyness.
turned to remorse
And unending sorrow
he turned to
a little boy
that came by
and he asked
"Why so much pain?"
To this the boy removed a latex mask to reveal he was in fact Ziggy Stardust.
With a rapid, skull-crunching headbutt, Ziggy killed him.


#2    Old Man Waffles

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 12:34 PM

LOL who the hell put 'burning your nipples' on there? xD

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