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#1    markdohle

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 12:42 PM

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I am not a very good cook.  Well I can’t cook at all.  The last time I did something as foolish as that was when I was a teenager.  Now, well, I can use a microwave.  So yesterday I decided to fix Luke an egg and cheese sandwich.   So I was happily humming along, made the sandwich, a true work of art.  Everything, was in place….nicely stacked cheese and an egg, between two pieces of bread.  I put it in the micro-wave and still humming waited for the ‘ding!”.   Still humming happily along I opened up the door and my humming stopped and I gasped.  I also said something with the word holy in it, but won’t repeat it here.  The plate was still normal, but the whole sandwich had tranconfimulated into a puddle!  Everything was limp, loose and covered in gently moving cheese, as it languidly, slowly, beautifully, ramsucked off the plate.  I sighed and thought, there goes my gourmet TV show.  Just think, unique ways to make a melted cheese sandwich; surprise your family, your date, think big, your boss, with your free flowing creativity.  I scooped everything into the trash and started over, trying to be philosophical about it all, but failed.  This time I did not put the timer on 3 minutes, but only on 2.  It came out profundewonderfar.  Luke was happy, I was happy, the first sandwich was not; well it was not eaten, so maybe it did come out the winner.


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Posted 22 October 2012 - 01:31 PM

That was a shame Mark, your sandwich sounded tasty too. "These things are sent to try us" :)

I'm still smiling from before at the thought of your yellow beard!

Edited by Still Waters, 23 October 2012 - 12:27 PM.

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#3    wolfknight

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 01:37 PM

Been there done that before, I think we all have


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Posted 22 October 2012 - 04:02 PM

If at first you don't succeed try again.

Been there done that.


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Posted 23 October 2012 - 06:34 AM

Been there mate.. Have fun with it.
I delight people with the fancifull meals I create in my head but wouldn't have a clue as to how to prepare...
Meals like; egg soup, chicken nipples & deep fried battered buttered bread.

Edited by Professor T, 23 October 2012 - 06:35 AM.


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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:59 PM

LOL, good to know I am not alone,   thanks everyone.

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