A teacher in Southwest Florida was injured after being hit by a fish that had fallen from the heavens.
Too funny. I've never seen anyone bombed by fish but I did see a blue jay commit suicide once. I was sitting in class in 7th grade when this tremendous bang!! hits the window... nothing left but blue plumage and blood.
Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."