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#16    Lava_Lady

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 05:02 PM

What are the chances... lol

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 05:13 PM

View Postcoldethyl, on 23 October 2012 - 03:56 PM, said:

Good grief.  Who throws a monkey away?
i wish i could have liked this a few more times!


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Posted 23 October 2012 - 07:50 PM

when life throws u fish. make tartar sauce


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Posted 23 October 2012 - 08:55 PM

I love the Police Incident Report! It's nice to see officers at a local level have a sense of humor! Cpl. Brown's police report is even more funny because he took the time to write it out as serious as possible. I needed a light hearted story today. Thanks for the post Saru!


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The suspect was later identified as Scomberomorus maculatus, (Atlantic Spanish Mackerel) A.K.A “Mack.” He was found lying on the ground possibly attempting to conceal himself out in the open. I took control of the suspect without incident and escorted him to the clinic where he was positively identified by the victim.
While speaking with the victim she advised: “I was watching students when all of a sudden I was struck in the head by this flying fish. I yelled, ‘Holy Mackerel, what just happened?’”...

I made contact with Principal Dr. Graham at Naples High and showed her the suspect. I advised her at this time he might be arrested for battery on school employee (Florida Statute 784.081 (2) ©).

Suspect “Mack” was escorted back to my office, where I advised him of Miranda warning. He “clammed up” (being from the ocean) and refused to answer any questions or make any statements. The victim did not fill out a sworn statement or wish to press charges. She only advised that “something fishy is going on here.” The suspect was released with further investigation required...
While speaking with the victim she advised: “I was watching students when all of a sudden I was struck in the head by this flying fish. I yelled, ‘Holy Mackerel, what just happened?’”...

I made contact with Principal Dr. Graham at Naples High and showed her the suspect. I advised her at this time he might be arrested for battery on school employee (Florida Statute 784.081 (2) ©).

Suspect “Mack” was escorted back to my office, where I advised him of Miranda warning. He “clammed up” (being from the ocean) and refused to answer any questions or make any statements. The victim did not fill out a sworn statement or wish to press charges. She only advised that “something fishy is going on here.” The suspect was released with further investigation required...We are grateful here that it was not a flying cow, as injuries would be more severe and the teacher might have screamed “Holy cow, what was that?” We will still be on the lookout for “when pigs fly,” though.  



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Posted 23 October 2012 - 11:23 PM

I've had an experience with objects falling from the sky once. But that was long ago.


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Posted 24 October 2012 - 11:33 AM

Can you imagine going to a palm reader/tarot card reader and being told you will be killed by a falling mackeral.....ROFLMAO

What could possibly go wrong?

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:42 AM

The fish said 'EAT MORE CHICKEN...... OR DDDIIIIEEEEE' lol


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Posted 25 October 2012 - 06:48 PM

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What are the chances... lol




well 100% - it happened :clap:


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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:53 PM

Atleast its not raining cats and dogs......


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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:58 PM

Wish it was raining men.  Straight men.


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Posted 28 October 2012 - 12:00 AM

Holy mackerel! Sure it wasn't a flying fish?


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Posted 12 November 2012 - 11:51 PM

I just read about a shark falling on a golf course out of nowhere too on here, is this some type of sign?


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Posted 13 November 2012 - 12:16 AM

View Postaraxia, on 12 November 2012 - 11:51 PM, said:

is this some type of sign?

Yes.......DUCK !!

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