'Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.'
Posted 23 October 2012 - 08:55 PM
I love the Police Incident Report! It's nice to see officers at a local level have a sense of humor! Cpl. Brown's police report is even more funny because he took the time to write it out as serious as possible. I needed a light hearted story today. Thanks for the post Saru!
The suspect was later identified as Scomberomorus maculatus, (Atlantic Spanish Mackerel) A.K.A “Mack.” He was found lying on the ground possibly attempting to conceal himself out in the open. I took control of the suspect without incident and escorted him to the clinic where he was positively identified by the victim.
While speaking with the victim she advised: “I was watching students when all of a sudden I was struck in the head by this flying fish. I yelled, ‘Holy Mackerel, what just happened?’”...