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Live shark found on golf course

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#16    Alienated Being

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 02:19 PM

Wouldn't that be an excellent topic for discussion over coffee?

"Yeah, I was playing golf the other day when all of a sudden a shark fell from the sky, and landed right in front of me."


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Posted 28 October 2012 - 03:00 PM

Hmm.
Tasty shark.


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Posted 28 October 2012 - 03:08 PM

View PostAlienated Being, on 28 October 2012 - 02:19 PM, said:

Wouldn't that be an excellent topic for discussion over coffee?

"Yeah, I was playing golf the other day when all of a sudden a shark fell from the sky, and landed right in front of me."

I read of one lady who claimed she was molested by a rogue tiger at a golf club!  She managed to take his balls though so it was a happy ending.  :)  He's not been the same since.


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Posted 28 October 2012 - 03:12 PM

Not to be negative, but since it says nothing about a marine vet looking at it . How do we know when they returned it back to sea , that it didn't die ? It fell from unbelievable heights apparently . Who knows what kind of inner body damage the poor creature has ..


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Posted 28 October 2012 - 03:33 PM

View PostbooNyzarC, on 27 October 2012 - 09:50 PM, said:

We're gonna need a bigger golf cart.


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This  deserves a big LOL :lol:

How ever do you come up with these things  ..very good booN

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 03:42 PM

Well I know in golf a bogey is one over a double bogey is 2 over a birdie is one under par, and a eagle is 2 under par?  so what in the heck is a leopard shark score?


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Posted 28 October 2012 - 03:54 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 28 October 2012 - 03:33 PM, said:

This  deserves a big LOL :lol:

How ever do you come up with these things  ..very good booN

Thank you BM :)


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Posted 28 October 2012 - 06:04 PM

So did they play through?

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 06:28 PM

First it's rose petals, then frogs, then small fish and now a shark.
What next, a whale? :passifier:


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Posted 28 October 2012 - 06:48 PM

That's what happens when a venture capitalist shows up for a round or 2.


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Posted 28 October 2012 - 06:55 PM

View PostbooNyzarC, on 27 October 2012 - 09:50 PM, said:

We're gonna need a bigger golf cart.


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LMAO!!!

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 07:05 PM

I'm envisioning a group of teen aged birds smoking weed and daring each other to do stupid pranks like drop a small shark into the golf course, then when the shark misses the intended target, laughing like hyenas... Different group that dropped a fish on the teacher but same scenario of delinquent Birdies.  :)

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 04:03 AM

Read another piece that claimed it was an osprey that dropped the shark in the golf course. That's a stretch. A two foot shark would be the absolute limit in weight that an osprey could carry and that would be for a very short distance. The idea that the bird carried the shark 4 miles inland is hard to believe.

Once I heard of a lady golfer who complained to the course pro that she had been stung by a bee. The pro asked her where she had been stung, She answered, "between hole number 1 and hole number 2."
His advice, "shorten your stance."


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Posted 05 November 2012 - 05:33 AM

And the odds of this ever happening are?


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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:42 AM

View Postdharma warrior, on 29 October 2012 - 04:03 AM, said:

Read another piece that claimed it was an osprey that dropped the shark in the golf course. That's a stretch. A two foot shark would be the absolute limit in weight that an osprey could carry and that would be for a very short distance. The idea that the bird carried the shark 4 miles inland is hard to believe.

Maybe it was 2 osprey's carrying it between them at an angle with a line of creeper

View Postdharma warrior, on 29 October 2012 - 04:03 AM, said:

Once I heard of a lady golfer who complained to the course pro that she had been stung by a bee. The pro asked her where she had been stung, She answered, "between hole number 1 and hole number 2."
His advice, "shorten your stance."

LMFAO

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