Planes? Where were those two guys heads at? Nobody needed to fly! Electric Lights, Radio, Television? Prepostorous...why would a person need such a thing? Yeah, you're right...gotta hand it to you...it was giving people stuff that made America great!
Oh yeah, nobody needed 18 wheelers...we had trains after all (even though we didn't need them either). And no one needed millions and millions of miles of concrete highways on which to drive the 18 wheelers and automobiles that no one needed. Violins have been around for centuries as well as the Celo...no one needed the Electric Guitar...obviously Les Paul thought they did but really, no one needed that...we already had guitars.
And computers? No one needed computers...we got along fine without them for eons. And cell phones? Who needs to talk to people everywhere they go? I guess I'm just dumb.
Thank you for the good laugh. "Trains...pffft...who needed them? Just another way to piss off the Native American Indians." It is great when someone reminds me to laugh.