Lesionia, on 27 February 2013 - 02:57 PM, said:
I like jack though... Oh and Der Grossman translates to the grossman, which doesnt make sense.
Heh, I had asked my hubby about this the other day before I posted about my grandpas tales. At the time I didn't think it relevant to add this part of the conversation, but maybe now it is

My hubby is a German immigrant too, born there, came here as a kid.
I had gone down to him and asked "Honey, have you heard of Der GroBmann?" and he looked a little confused and asked "Did that have a big funny looking B in it?" I said "Yep, it's supposed to the German name for the slenderman, tall dark scary UL guy." and he said "Um, that B is an ss sound, Der Grossmann, which yeah, basically means big man." He thought at first when I said GroBmann, that I was talking about a rude man because grob in German means rude or crude, lol.
Hehe, it's been noted before that I'm rather poor with reading to pronunciation of German. He pronounces it all rich an rolling, Grroussmaann. I end up saying it more like Growss-man.
I asked him about the B/ss thing again this morning, and he told me how to make the proper ß- you use the option key and the s key at the same time. ß means the double s sound- Großmann and Grossmann are both correct apparently, but GroBmann is not correct, hehe.
And he had never heard of Der Großmann. Never had heard the phrase before the other day when I first asked him about this.
Yes, I am a cynical and jaded jacknape. I try to see all three sides of the coin- do you?