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#1    Weatherspoon


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Posted 12 November 2012 - 08:57 PM

I’m Slim ‘Profesy Preper’ Weatherspoon! I watched this thing on tv that said somethink about a Mayan profesy that said our world will end on 21st December 2012. Is this true? I decided to look it up and am now prepering for the apolcaypse because what I found was scary!
A few years ago, architects dug up the Mayan cities and found nothing underneath. No cables or wires or anything. This proves they were using wireless technology, such as Bluetooth, all those milleniums ago. The Mayans all died when they got wireless technology, and the Mayan profesy said that our world would end on December 21st, 2012. It’s nearly December 21st, 2012, and we’ve got wireless technology! The world is about to end, and no-one seems to be doing anything about it! Why can’t we just move to Jupiter or something?? Then when the Sun blows up next month it won’t touch us. And to anyone who says they didn’t have computers and things, why don’t you look at what the arcitects found? They found loads of computer parts and I’ve got photos here!

Minesweeper computer game:
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What can we do to stop ourselves dieing in a month? I don’t want to die in a month!

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:02 PM

It won't end.

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:05 PM


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Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:05 PM

It will, we'll tell them we've seen a space goat approaching the planet and stick all them prophesy believers on the B Ark along with the telephone sanitisers and ad executives.

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:45 PM


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Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:53 PM

View PostWeatherspoon, on 12 November 2012 - 08:57 PM, said:

Why can’t we just move to Jupiter or something??

I'm gonna gas up the station wagon 2 weeks before Dec 21.  The lines could get impossibly long.

Also, I'm throwing on a set of studded snow tires because I've heard Jupiter has icy spots.

I can't even imagine how many times those kids will moan: "are we there yet?".

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:58 PM

Welcome slim, that is so cool and we need your sense of humour on this site . :tu:

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:59 PM

Here we go again... :no:

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 10:50 PM

I'm so depressed about the end of the world.You can call me Lemony Lemming . I'm planning on jumping off a cliff with all the other lemmings ,before the end ,as we lemmings just can't handle stress.
We have therapist ,but he's kind of a quack .


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Posted 12 November 2012 - 11:14 PM

Haha that was too good Slim!! Loved it!

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 11:45 PM

There have been predictions on the end of time ever since man walked the earth and we are still here.  Don't believe everything you read.

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 04:18 AM

Lemoney Lemming is lllleaaaappinnnggg.....

(miss me while I'm gone)

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:41 AM

Actually it depends on where the End occurs at. Because in some places it might be the 20th, or the other way... the 22nd. So, the Japanese may be celebrating the morning of the 22nd rising and WHAM!!! The world ends because it is afternoon in Mexico. So sad..... the poor Japanese never saw it coming.

What I heard was that archeologists have this year found another stone with more of the Mayan Calendar on it and so the Earth's Doom has been pushed out a couple centuries.

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 12:43 PM

Thankfully there are still wires in my street.  My part of the world will be safe.

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 03:28 PM

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