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#226    Sakari

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 08:10 PM

View PostNoodly Savior, on 05 January 2013 - 07:54 PM, said:

I don't trust scientific studies until they are published.


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Posted 06 January 2013 - 05:45 AM

View PostNoodly Savior, on 05 January 2013 - 07:54 PM, said:

I don't trust scientific studies until they are published.

Keep in mind we don't know where all the samples were taken......what methodology was used. Not only that but if it really is DNA from a Bigfoot then how are you going to know? We don't have anything to compare it to or against. Could the a manpigturduckhen......what ever the heck that thing is that other guy is always blaming sightings on.


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Posted 04 February 2013 - 09:49 PM

Bigfoot: It’s Yogi not Yeti

For three years, there have been scores of sightings of a towering, long-haired beast roaming the Mount Shoria region of southern Russia.

The “bigfoot” has shed its unusual black and grey coarse coat in clumps in various caves which have been collected and claimed to be yeti hair.

The samples have never been analysed by top geneticists — until now.

We gave three hairs from different areas of Shoria to yeti-hunter Prof Bryan Sykes of Oxford’s Wolfson Institute.

His tests reveal one, a long, thick, distinctive hair, comes from a rare type of black bear from North America — Ursus americanus. They can reach 7ft — just like the yeti sighted at Shoria.

The other two hairs turned out to be from a racoon and a horse.

Experts are baffled as the bear is never found native outside the US. The hair is not from an Asiatic black bear, which can be found in Russia.

Prof Sykes — leading a global genetics project to test hair samples from possible bigfoots — revealed: “The hairs did not come from a yeti. The American black bear result was highly unusual. An explanation could be an animal escaped from a circus, zoo or private collection, but it is extraordinary.”

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:45 PM

Can you say "planted evidence"?


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Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:00 AM

View Postevancj, on 04 February 2013 - 11:45 PM, said:

Can you say "planted evidence"?

Will I loose my decoder ring and DNA kit?

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:38 AM

View Postevancj, on 04 February 2013 - 11:45 PM, said:

Can you say "planted evidence"?
That is immediately what I thought too. Find hair that "looks good" and then show it around.

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:42 AM

Not if they are purchased thru Dr. Ketchum...after all her fine products have an up to 5 year delay for them to take effect (if at all). They also have an automatically generated biannual personal text press leak/release telling you to be patient and wait for your already confirmed bigfoot DNA test results, and to buy another kit to re-confirm the first test results, so that you can purchase a framed official "I found some bigfoot DNA" certificate that for a small fee will be featured in the DNA diagnostics news letter which you will need to pay for a subscription in order to see.


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Posted 05 February 2013 - 02:07 AM

View Postevancj, on 05 February 2013 - 12:42 AM, said:

Not if they are purchased thru Dr. Ketchum...after all her fine products have an up to 5 year delay for them to take effect (if at all). They also have an automatically generated biannual personal text press leak/release telling you to be patient and wait for your already confirmed bigfoot DNA test results, and to buy another kit to re-confirm the first test results, so that you can purchase a framed official "I found some bigfoot DNA" certificate that for a small fee will be featured in the DNA diagnostics news letter which you will need to pay for a subscription in order to see.
Good thing there's nothing questionable or unethical going on to challenge credibility.
How many supporters does she really have, I wonder?

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 02:42 AM

Like everything ketchum is involved with, there is no doubt it is all above board, and run with the highest moral ethical and scientific standards... :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:


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Posted 05 February 2013 - 04:39 AM

Wonder if old Todd "the Man" Standing gave up some of his stuff for testing?


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Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:15 AM

I kinda doubt Todd Standing would have the proper providence attached to his evidence to be accepted into the Sykes study. Ketchum...  do I really need to state the obvious? :lol: She was in cahoots with that Justin Smeeja character. What a load. I never bought that clowns tall tale for a minute.

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:29 AM

Maybe they could all get together and smear Bigfoot DNA all over each other.............oh wait.


That's a different kind of party, my bad.

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 07:02 AM

View PostQuiteContrary, on 05 February 2013 - 02:07 AM, said:

How many supporters does she really have, I wonder?
That's the beauty of mathematics, you can take zero and multiply it as many times as you want and always come up with the same number.

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 07:55 AM

There you go blinding us all with mathematics.


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Posted 05 February 2013 - 04:29 PM

View PostNeognosis, on 26 November 2012 - 01:42 PM, said:

I think a lot of people agree with you, which is one reason that it is profitable to some to keep coming up with new dna analysis and photos and such.

I look at bigfoot like professional wrestling. I know it is fake, but it's still fun to watch the show.

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