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#1    Child of Bast

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 03:49 PM

I want to shoot myself...


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Crazy baby names are nothing new. In fact, in recent years they've become endemic in our culture, with entire websites devoted to bad baby names, deliberate misspellings masquerading as parental "creativity," andcelebrities who go way way  past "unusual" and into "Wait. What?" territory (like actor Jason Lee, who named his child Pilot Inspektor in 2003).

But Hashtag? As in, well, #hashtag? Really? Really.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 04:21 PM

Reading about these twits reminded of something my dad once said...

"There's not enough chlorine in the gene pool"...


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Posted 28 November 2012 - 04:24 PM

Poor kid :(

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 04:26 PM

Ahh I can see it now the joys that child will have in school as the other kids tease her by changing her name slightly.


"hey everyone here comes hASSTAG."  (without the h darn filter)


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Posted 28 November 2012 - 04:47 PM

I remember when I read about Frank Zappa naming his two kids (Dwezil Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa) that it was fortunate he didn't have a third, or he might have named it Bug Zappa...


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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:16 PM

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:21 PM

This is a true story... I work with a lot of data in my profession and sometimes I come across some pretty bizarre names.

The funniest ones I've found so far is a brother and a sister. One was named Adrya and the other was name Awasha. Not kidding. :D

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:31 PM

It'll be shortened to Hash soon enough.  Which makes me smile at the thought of Hash being carried through airport security when being taken on vacation.

'Anything to declare?'
'Yes. I have 17lbs of Hash, growing in that there stroller'.


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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:34 PM

what the hell are these people thinking about


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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:44 PM

View PostEldorado, on 28 November 2012 - 05:31 PM, said:

It'll be shortened to Hash soon enough.  Which makes me smile at the thought of Hash being carried through airport security when being taken on vacation.

'Anything to declare?'
'Yes. I have 17lbs of Hash, growing in that there stroller'.
sooner rather than later it will be shortened to "Ha"


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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:51 PM

Something about this makes me think they're teens who named their poor daughter so badly.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:56 PM

View PostLady Kasey, on 28 November 2012 - 05:51 PM, said:

Something about this makes me think they're teens who named their poor daughter so badly.
Something tells me we could be seeing them on the Jeremy kyle show soon.


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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:59 PM

I'm going to name my kids after all the Voltron members. Then when I yell 'VOLTRON!' they'll all know to assemble.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 06:04 PM

View Postwolfknight, on 28 November 2012 - 05:34 PM, said:

what the hell are these people thinking about

All they were thinking was "Hey we got our 15 minutes of 'fame'!!"


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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:28 PM

What the hell sort of name is "Hashtag?"

That can't seriously be considered a name.. Not by anyone in their right mind.





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