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1,000-Year-Old Muslim Joke Book Found

old muslim joke book found

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#16    Oniomancer

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:32 AM

View PostxCrimsonx, on 30 November 2012 - 01:19 AM, said:

Achmed! That is all! XD

I keel you!

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 04:14 AM

now those are old jokes


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Posted 30 November 2012 - 05:54 AM

These should be added to Sharia Law.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:28 PM

View PostDieChecker, on 30 November 2012 - 05:54 AM, said:

These should be added to Sharia Law.
What and stoned?

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 12:43 AM

I find it ridiculous that some people have such a general stereo type and cliched view of Muslims and their society, views propagated and perpetuated by the media!

Iraq and baghdad at that time were shining beacons of civilisation, intergrated society of Jews, Christians, Muslims, mainly and a melting pot of different people from all over the Islamic empire etc. They were in somewhat a bohemian state, as they neglected their state and religious duties, became lavish etc. Hence why the tartar invasion destroyed them with ease, totally unprepared defensively, focused more on lavish living, science, art etc. Unfortunately in that invasion the Baghdad library was destroyed which contained hundreds and thousands if books on science, history, maths, philosophy, art, etc etc etc Greek works, persain, Indian as well other literature.

So surely they had a laugh too and it's no surprise they wrote jokes and poetry etc.


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Posted 01 December 2012 - 01:07 AM

View PostLion6969, on 01 December 2012 - 12:43 AM, said:

I find it ridiculous that some people have such a general stereo type and cliched view of Muslims and their society,
I do not stereotype muslims who live in muslim countries.
But I do not understand why people can not understand that in certain areas which are not in muslim countries, the muslims have decided that they do not and will not intergrate with the rest of society.
I find it ridiculous that this can happen and we are expected to bend over backwards in our countries while they blatantly do not want to or believe in diversity.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.




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