Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway-John Wayne
Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:59 PM
Oh yea we need a death star, if another country starts something with us or don't see things our way all we have to do is zap them. If our citizens rebel then from miles above the earth we can pin point them and end the problem. A death star would be so nice.
We'll just give the plans to China and they'll build it for us for pennies on the dollar. Toy death stars for the kids stamped out on plastic, too.
Barack Obama even sounds Jedi. He just needs to write up another executive order after the petition passes the 300 million mark. This isn't the Bill that Congress is looking for.
Especially since North Korea's rockets can hit the US now, this terrible crisis can be turned into a golden opportunity! And if we build the Death Star large enough, we can use its gravitational pull to destroy all other country's satellites and win the space race for good! All Obama will need to do is say the word. No war declarations or 90-day time limits or anything silly like that, as we've recently learned.
"To deny people their human rights is to challenge their very humanity. To impose on them a wretched life of hunger and deprivation is to dehumanize them." ~ Nelson Mandela