I have a hat I could use. I also have a Genuine Crystal Ball, energized by 7 crystals under a full moon.
I will have problem with the latter though...ah, I've got it...I will use the age-old tested, God is Everything, I am God, you are God...no, that just doesn't really suit me. Hmmm...
...Ding...Got it now! I will just tell people what I really think! That's the ticket! Tell them where, how, and why they are wrong...and with the right tent, and my Crystal Ball, we'll, I mean, I'll be in business.
Better go start a thread somewhere else though before I get kicked out of this one....What section should I post my Pay Me To Fix You thread?
Edit: Dambit Gumbee! Wouldn't you know it...Saru is already against me on this: the first rule..I mean the Very First Rule!!!
1. No spamming Common forms of forum spam include but are not limited to:1a. Advertising: Do not use the forum to advertise a product, site or service.
oops...better call it quits on this whole gig: 3j. Thread derailment: Do not derail or 'hijack' threads with posts that are either off-topic or designed to draw attention away from what is being discussed.
Edited by joc, 03 January 2013 - 02:20 AM.