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Mystic predicts future using asparagus

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:11 PM

A fortune teller who tries to predict the future using asparagus today unveiled her top tips for 2013 - including another Royal wedding and yet more wet weather.

Mystic Jemima Packington, 57, is the world's only Asparamancer and claims to see the future by tossing the spears into the air and interpreting how they land.

http://www.dailymail...ahead-2013.html

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:12 PM

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:26 PM

Sounds legit.

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:44 PM

Well,I guess you can akin it to bone reading ,but asparamancer .....  *falls on the floor*

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:47 PM

They were thinking outside of the box on that one.


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Posted 03 January 2013 - 11:13 PM

A royal wedding and more wet weather who would of thought that would happen.


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Posted 03 January 2013 - 11:27 PM

She should try it with fresh eggs... the patterns are so much more extensive, offering greater prophetic detail.  :w00t:

Nah, she won't do it, bet she's chicken.


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Posted 03 January 2013 - 11:46 PM

View PostSimbi Laveau, on 03 January 2013 - 10:44 PM, said:

Well,I guess you can akin it to bone reading ,but asparamancer .....  *falls on the floor*
I must confess, I'd never heard of that word (Asparamancer) before today.

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 11:49 PM

Well, Thank God she wasn't trying to do it with Broccoli. :no:


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Posted 04 January 2013 - 12:00 AM

Well I guess she has advanced her technology from reading tea leaves in a cup. which was an advancement on witch doctors bones, perhaps spots on a potato is next. (I would lol..... but I cant laugh at some poor unfortunate lunatic)

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 12:15 AM

This is awesome

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 03:08 AM

"Let go of my eggo", I'm trying to do a reading here.


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Posted 04 January 2013 - 05:33 AM

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 06:56 AM

Funny this is the exact reason why I never mention anything when kids play with their food.


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Posted 04 January 2013 - 09:51 AM

View Postkeninsc, on 03 January 2013 - 11:49 PM, said:

Well, Thank God she wasn't trying to do it with Broccoli. :no:
Me too! It could have meant TEOTWAWKI !!!

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