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#1    glorybebe

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:27 AM

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An Alberta man is perplexed after thieves made off with a large outhouse from his farm near Edmonton — but he doesn't plan to take the crime sitting down.

http://www.cbc.ca/ne...use-lamont.html

that is pretty ****ty! :whistle:

But, seriously, who wold steal an outhouse?

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:31 AM

Please bring back my **** house !
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:43 AM

An outhouse can be a very important part of the farm especially if there are no big trees near by.


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Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:09 AM

Is nothing sacred ? Mother-effers !


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Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:12 AM

If you read the article, they also took a picnic table.  A place to eat and a place to sh....

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:39 AM

From the article: "The new structure was meant to be a major improvement to the farm..."

That's a crappy farm.


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Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:43 AM

View PostLikely Guy, on 07 January 2013 - 02:39 AM, said:

From the article: "The new structure was meant to be a major improvement to the farm..."

That's a crappy farm.

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:26 AM

Can you imagine the jail cell conversation?  "What are you in for?"  "Stole a shi**er"  If you said it with a straight face while making clucking noises like a chicken, I expect you'd be left alone for the rest of the time you were there  :w00t:

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:21 PM

Maybe next time he will build a brick shitter. LOL


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 01:16 AM

They must have been really desperate. They should cut back on the fibre.

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