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#31    AquilaChrysaetos

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:06 PM

View PostSpiritWriter, on 08 January 2013 - 11:01 PM, said:

Shaking my head guys ... smh

I said slam the face, don't shake it!!!!!!!!

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Slam it. SLAM IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:08 PM

Lol ok

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I used my nose then my eye but the eye part didnt work. This lady looked at me weird and its all your fault...

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:09 PM

View PostAquilaChrysaetos, on 08 January 2013 - 11:06 PM, said:



I said slam the face, don't shake it!!!!!!!!

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Slam it. SLAM IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are these your drawings?

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#34    pallidin

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:10 PM

View PostSpiritWriter, on 08 January 2013 - 11:01 PM, said:

Shaking my head guys ... smh

Ah, don't be sad, I was just joking.

Just random finger typing.


#35    AquilaChrysaetos

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:12 PM

View PostSpiritWriter, on 08 January 2013 - 11:09 PM, said:

Are these your drawings?

No it's called rage comics, you should look into it some time. Oh, and thank you for slamming, it brought me great joy. :D

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:13 PM

View PostSpiritWriter, on 08 January 2013 - 11:08 PM, said:

This lady looked at me weird and its all your fault...

You're welcome. ^_^

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:19 PM

View PostSpiritWriter, on 08 January 2013 - 11:08 PM, said:

Lol ok

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I used my nose then my eye but the eye part didnt work. This lady looked at me weird and its all your fault...
haha, try doing it somewhere not so public, packed trains and buses is not advisable . :whistle:

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:29 PM

Federal Code: 09963768988654334467905852188954320089 states, in part:

"Public display of bizarre behavior, including smashing one's face against a keyboard, and/or using any other part of the human body, shall be punishable by a fine of no less than 1 trillion dollars and an immediate 72 hour psychiatric hold."

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:31 PM

View Postpallidin, on 08 January 2013 - 11:29 PM, said:

Federal Code: 09963768988654334467905852188954320089 states, in part:

"Public display of bizarre behavior, including smashing one's face against a keyboard, and/or using any other part of the human body, shall be punishable by a fine of no less than 1 trillion dollars and an immediate 72 hour psychiatric hold."

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Jesus Christ - Matthew 28:18-20 said:

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:48 PM

View Postpallidin, on 08 January 2013 - 11:29 PM, said:

Federal Code: 09963768988654334467905852188954320089 states, in part:

"Public display of bizarre behavior, including smashing one's face against a keyboard, and/or using any other part of the human body, shall be punishable by a fine of no less than 1 trillion dollars and an immediate 72 hour psychiatric hold."

Can the fine be paid in installments?

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 12:11 AM

View Postpallidin, on 08 January 2013 - 11:29 PM, said:

Federal Code: 09963768988654334467905852188954320089 states, in part:

"Public display of bizarre behavior, including smashing one's face against a keyboard, and/or using any other part of the human body, shall be punishable by a fine of no less than 1 trillion dollars and an immediate 72 hour psychiatric hold."

Put it on my tab.

Forget face-rolls, or ass-rolls for that matter, here is a body-roll. >>>

uhdiPIJGPOJDpkOJGFPrsjg0i43+98ugå8yjhäphj+99UÜ9JPOJPÅÄi0i'åok´pkjpih08yuhnjbliyfg8jn789pg8G8GÅ08GBJBGHCjbjb8bm9+ågr

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 12:22 AM

View Postfreetoroam, on 08 January 2013 - 11:48 PM, said:

Can the fine be paid in installments?

Section "E", subsection "Eg", bisection "GS", trisection "HHQ" and quadsection "KISS" provides for remedies of payment procedures for fines of this high nature in accordance with applicable US Federal Law, of which YOU have violated.

To prevent further legal claims against you, it is advisable to sign over any and all future paychecks to me, addressed to myself.


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Posted 09 January 2013 - 12:24 AM

View PostEllJay, on 09 January 2013 - 12:11 AM, said:

Put it on my tab.

Forget face-rolls, or ass-rolls for that matter, here is a body-roll. >>>

uhdiPIJGPOJDpkOJGFPrsjg0i43+98ugå8yjhäphj+99UÜ9JPOJPÅÄi0i'åok´pkjpih08yuhnjbliyfg8jn789pg8G8GÅ08GBJBGHCjbjb8bm9+ågr

Not the Body Roll !!!!!!!!!! No !!!!!!!

I hereby submit to your much greater power. Please have mercy.


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Posted 09 January 2013 - 01:36 AM

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 02:12 AM

gonna have to take my glasses and headphones off for this one... but here goes nothing...bhnbuj-0....

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