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#1    ali smack

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:06 AM

what's the most inane, absurd and totally nonsensical conspiracy you've read/heard about?

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:21 AM

Well, the 'Elvis is still alive' stuff and the 'Bigfoot is a space alien' notion are pretty darn silly.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:44 AM

Fake Apollo landings, the flat earth, Area 51 being a base full of aliens, reversed songs meant to be satanic or evil...

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:44 AM

Obama being a evil Kenyan Muslim must be high on that list.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:47 AM

Chemtrails.  Or anything Jack White supported.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 02:37 AM

World Leaders being Illuminati/Reptilian leaders hell bent on controlling the world is high up on my list.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:15 AM

one weird and strangely spooky (to me) one is that paul mcCartney died and was replaced by an imposter in the beatles. Supposedly there's loads of clues to it in the beatles songs and album designs

The moon landings are faked theory also seems mad to me

Edited by spursfan, 06 February 2013 - 03:16 AM.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:21 AM

Roswell,fake moon landings,Area 51,the usual stuff.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:22 AM

this one takes the cake


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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:38 AM

View Postpitchp, on 06 February 2013 - 03:22 AM, said:

I have to admit that it is most Bizarre..

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:54 AM

I happen to know the conspiracy on 9/11 was an inside job by the US government in cooperation with the Saudis and oil companies to drive the US into war with an excuse. George W. Bush may been a not widely popular president, but I'm not convinced he allowed nor supported 9/11 to happened...totally ridiculous story.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:54 AM

Atlantis and it's habitants living in the center of the earth, being descendants of aliens and higher beings and whatnot... I've not red much about them, used to watch a lot of documentaries, that one was pretty hard to swallow, so much stuff on so short intervals, even though I always try to give the theories a chance. It's hard when they do it Alex Jones style or harder... hard for the viewer when the narrator ain't being level-headed. Shouldn't try to influence the viewer with sales speeches and attitute enforcing.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:56 AM

You guys are all going  to be really embarrassed when you die,and Bigfoot meets  you at the pearly gates ,and asks ; "so where do you want to be reincarnated this time ?  
Earth ,planet reptile ,or do you want to just be guardian angels ? You can always work in that underground lab in earth New Mexico ,if you go back as a grey ."


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Posted 06 February 2013 - 04:13 AM

The "Reptillion Elite" theory makes me roflmao every time...

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 04:16 AM

Some guy claimed that author, Stephen King, murdered John Lennon. That one went straight to the top of the list of absurd conspiracy theories. It made the reptilian humanoid stuff look credible and rational. On that subject, who else noticed that David Icke likely got his schtick from the first series of "V"?

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