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Mobile phone hidden in prisoner's rear-end

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 09:30 PM

A Sri Lankan prisoner who hid his mobile phone up his rectum during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end.

X-rays taken in hospital, where doctors tried to remove the handset from his rectum, reveal the lenghts the prisoner went to in order to conceal it.

The 58-year-old convict at Welikada prison, Kotte, Sri Lanka, was in possession of a mobile phone - which prisoners are banned under prison rules.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 09:33 PM

The guard said to his buddy, 'C'mere and hear this azzhole singing!'


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 10:15 PM

Why are people always hiding stuff there?  Who in their right mind would want it after its been there?


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 10:30 PM

View PostHilander, on 10 February 2013 - 10:15 PM, said:

Why are people always hiding stuff there?  Who in their right mind would want it after its been there?

It's prison.  Bums are right popular.


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 10:31 PM

It prevents other violations of your bum ?


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 10:39 PM

Pity he was not in one of our prisons, you can get them off the guards and they will even show you how to use the silent mode.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 12:31 AM

They'd have been in for a right shock when he dropped the soap.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 12:49 AM

OUCH!

Cell phones aren't small enough for that to have been comfortable.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:46 AM

Under the shower:

"Bend over, I want to text my Ma."


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Edited by Abramelin, 11 February 2013 - 02:58 AM.


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 04:10 AM

I have heard of butt calls.....





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