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Derren Brown: I will make a straight man gay

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#31    OverSword

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:23 PM

He's just hoping to live the fantasy that every gay man has, to seduce a straight man.  What a ass.  There are easier way to laid.


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:32 PM

Why doesn't he make a gay man straight?

Oh, I forgot.  That wouldn't be politically correct, would it?


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:32 PM

Before anyone else comments on this, read post #26.


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:33 PM

View PostLord Vetinari, on 18 February 2013 - 05:03 PM, said:

And why does he spell his name Derren?

Because that's how it's spelt.


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:36 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 18 February 2013 - 06:07 PM, said:

I have seen hypnotists, and have been impressed

In 2011 I saw a hypnotist performing at my local pub in Bolton.  He asked for volunteers from the ordinary punters.  My mate and next door neighbour Stuart was one of those who volunteered.  The hypnotist hypnotised him and made him perform daft stunts in front of everyone.  Another guy was hypnotised and told to get on his hands and knees and clean the floor.  As he did so the hypnotist went for a break for ten minutes so this guy was wondering about the pub on his hands and knees for all that time looking a right idiot pretending to clean the floor and he got angry whenever anyone walked over the spot he was cleaning.  It was hilarious.  Everyone just stood around drinking their beers laughing their tits off.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:39 PM

View Postacute alan, on 18 February 2013 - 11:14 PM, said:



That's a good point.
Will the newly-gay man be into pink, or brown?
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pink or brown?
it would appear you have more holes than the average man!
if you have breasticles too, my phone number is....
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:12 PM

View PostWaspie_Dwarf, on 19 February 2013 - 02:41 PM, said:

Derren Brown totally denies this. Some of his tweets on the subject:
HA! he has copped out! Must have been reading this thread. :yes:

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:18 PM

View PostTheLastLazyGun, on 19 February 2013 - 03:36 PM, said:

In 2011 I saw a hypnotist performing at my local pub in Bolton.  He asked for volunteers from the ordinary punters.  My mate and next door neighbour Stuart was one of those who volunteered.  The hypnotist hypnotised him and made him perform daft stunts in front of everyone.  Another guy was hypnotised and told to get on his hands and knees and clean the floor.  As he did so the hypnotist went for a break for ten minutes so this guy was wondering about the pub on his hands and knees for all that time looking a right idiot pretending to clean the floor and he got angry whenever anyone walked over the spot he was cleaning.  It was hilarious.  Everyone just stood around drinking their beers laughing their tits off.

Saw one which made a friend of mine eat an onion. Arhhgggg!

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:34 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 19 February 2013 - 04:18 PM, said:



Saw one which made a friend of mine eat an onion. Arhhgggg!
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I eat onions all the time, and without any intervention from a hypnotist.
now, if one could convince me of a valid reason for justin bieber's continuing existence, THEN i'd be impressed.....
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 06:26 PM

View Postshrooma, on 19 February 2013 - 04:34 PM, said:

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I eat onions all the time, and without any intervention from a hypnotist.


Are you sure about that???

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:25 PM

View PostProfessor T, on 19 February 2013 - 06:26 PM, said:



Are you sure about that???

:whistle:
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I dunno?!
maybe i've been hypnotised into believing that onions taste like.., onions...., and that I enjoy the taste of onions!
either way, cheese sandwiches, and countless other dishes just wouldn't taste the same without 'em.

justin beiber on the other hand.....

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:33 PM

View Postshrooma, on 19 February 2013 - 04:34 PM, said:

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I eat onions all the time, and without any intervention from a hypnotist.
now, if one could convince me of a valid reason for justin bieber's continuing existence, THEN i'd be impressed.....
:-P

justin bieber, sorry, i can`t help you there. :whistle:

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:39 PM

How did the word 'gay' evolve into meaning 'homosexual'? In my younger days, 'gay' meant happy and 'homosexual' meant 'queer'. There was a bar in Memphis called The Gay 90s, a very straight bar. The queers used to come in all the time thinking it was a gay bar and the old gal who owned the bar would run them out.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:42 PM

View PostTheLastLazyGun, on 19 February 2013 - 03:33 PM, said:

Because that's how it's spelt.
No it's not.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:43 PM

View Postodiesbsc, on 19 February 2013 - 07:39 PM, said:

How did the word 'gay' evolve into meaning 'homosexual'? In my younger days, 'gay' meant happy and 'homosexual' meant 'queer'. There was a bar in Memphis called The Gay 90s, a very straight bar. The queers used to come in all the time thinking it was a gay bar and the old gal who owned the bar would run them out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay

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