Aye, I must admit, both of the creations you mention are awesome, especially square sausage (had some for breakfast).
what's the true genius of the invention, is that it's so brilliantly simple! for hundreds, maybe thousands of years, we've been eating round sausage, and they're bloody awkward to make sandwiches out of, but some scots guy just took a look at one and said, 'y'know what, this breakfast buttie thing would be a helluva lot simpler if the sausages were flat!'
after hundreds of years of dodgy sarnies, such a stroke of genius for spotting such a simple and elegant solution that no-one else had spotted should be thoroughly commended!
(in my opinion, he's only beaten by the man who invented the snooze button.....)
Edited by shrooma, 19 February 2013 - 02:42 PM.