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#16    Likely Guy

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:14 AM

Um, no Skyeagle, Stundie did repost part of the OP's statement. They (he/she) didn't quote it directly from the source, they just cut and pasted it. :)

Edit: That said, in my opinion, there's not an iota of the OP that could or should be taken seriously. The statements made are merely a humourous compilation of the popular fabrications of the conspiracy theorists.

I'd laugh this joke off. :)

Edited by Likely Guy, 28 February 2013 - 06:20 AM.


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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:32 AM

View PostLikely Guy, on 28 February 2013 - 06:14 AM, said:

Um, no Skyeagle, Stundie did repost part of the OP's statement. They (he/she) didn't quote it directly from the source, they just cut and pasted it. :)

Stundie should never have posted that false and misleading information in the first place.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:50 AM

Can we please for the love of whatever god or gods you hold sacrosanct NOT turn this into another Stundie vs. SkyEagle s**itshow of a thread...?







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Posted 28 February 2013 - 10:20 AM

View PostCzero 101, on 28 February 2013 - 07:50 AM, said:

Can we please for the love of whatever god or gods you hold sacrosanct NOT turn this into another Stundie vs. SkyEagle s**itshow of a thread...?







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I have no intentions of addressing Skyeagle's ridiculous misunderstanding, but I would love to know which according to him, is the worlds most secure building if it is not the Pentagon or White House?

But I know that asking for a response is asking to much.....lol

Edited by Stundie, 28 February 2013 - 10:20 AM.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 11:21 AM

View PostStundie, on 28 February 2013 - 10:20 AM, said:

I have no intentions of addressing Skyeagle's ridiculous misunderstanding, but I would love to know which according to him, is the worlds most secure building if it is not the Pentagon or White House?

But I know that asking for a response is asking to much.....lol

Something tells me I'm going to regret this....


I guess it depends which list you go by.

A quick scan of 3 "Top 10" lists on the first page of a Google search for "most secure building in the US" (seems to default to "in the world") shows the Pentagon at #1 on one list, #9 on another, and it doesn't even make the third list.

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Since "Most Secure" is rather subjective and open to interpretation as to what, exactly makes a location "secure", and since most conspiracy theorists just assume its the Pentagon because, hey... PENTAGON!!!!!111ONEONE!!, this whole line of discussion is, actually, ludicrously pointless.






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Posted 28 February 2013 - 12:33 PM

View Postskyeagle409, on 28 February 2013 - 06:32 AM, said:

Stundie should never have posted that false and misleading information in the first place.

Aside from the pentagon being or not being the most secure building in the US, everything in the OP's statment is fact. Everything. I mean just the fact that these so called "muslim extremists" had a coke party with strippers kinda puts some serious doubt in the official story. Unless of course you can show me in any muslim text where such a thing is permissable by God just before you kill yourself. Youd think those guys would have just spent 40 days in the wilderness fasting and praying the whole time before they prepared to meet thier maker.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 02:18 PM

The OP is just a short, online version of some Saturday Night Live comedy script, nothing more.

The author is simply able to evoke comedy and absurdity, as they are inspired by the OCT.  When examined closely, the OCT has more ridiculous parts than serious parts.

As LG said, laugh it off.  Frequently laughter is the best cure.


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Posted 28 February 2013 - 02:28 PM

View PostCzero 101, on 28 February 2013 - 11:21 AM, said:

Something tells me I'm going to regret this....


I guess it depends which list you go by.

A quick scan of 3 "Top 10" lists on the first page of a Google search for "most secure building in the US" (seems to default to "in the world") shows the Pentagon at #1 on one list, #9 on another, and it doesn't even make the third list.

List 1

List 2

List 3

Since "Most Secure" is rather subjective and open to interpretation as to what, exactly makes a location "secure", and since most conspiracy theorists just assume its the Pentagon because, hey... PENTAGON!!!!!111ONEONE!!, this whole line of discussion is, actually, ludicrously pointless.


Cz
Maybe you should tell your buddy Skyeagle seeing as the opening posts claims it's the most secure building and not me, even though I quoted it it along with the rest of the relevant statment and highlighted what I thought was funny.  However, I was curious to know which building was the most secure if it's not the Pentagon or White House just out of curiosity, but like you said, it subjective and depends on how you define secure.

Although most conspiracy theorists claim/assume its the Pentagon, doesn't mean I claim or assume it, making it a ludicrous point really.

Nice to see we can agree.

Cheers

Stundie :)

Edited by Stundie, 28 February 2013 - 02:29 PM.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:42 PM

View Postskyeagle409, on 28 February 2013 - 06:32 AM, said:

Stundie should never have posted that false and misleading information in the first place.
Are you stupid?  At this point its a legit question.  I'm the one who started this thread and quite clearly stated at the beginning that it was for comedic purposes.  I did not write it I cut and pasted it from a different non-copywrited place on the internet.  This is a thread for entertainment only.  Do you need me to tell you again or do you think you might understand it this time????

To everyone else, I apologize.  I am just getting very frustrated with the dim people that comment on posts without reading them first.


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Posted 28 February 2013 - 04:06 PM

View PostOverSword, on 28 February 2013 - 03:42 PM, said:

Are you stupid?  At this point its a legit question.  I'm the one who started this thread and quite clearly stated at the beginning that it was for comedic purposes.  I did not write it I cut and pasted it from a different non-copywrited place on the internet.  This is a thread for entertainment only.  Do you need me to tell you again or do you think you might understand it this time????

To everyone else, I apologize.  I am just getting very frustrated with the dim people that comment on posts without reading them first.

I have flown into Reagan airport on several occasions. If an aircraft on final approach to runway 19 at Ronald Reagan airport decided to make a sudden right turn, there would have been nothing to stop the aircraft from slamming into the Pentagon. I have also been sent TDY to Andrews AFB, and the F-16 unit at Andrews AFB was not even familiar with air defense protocol of NORAD during the 911 attacks nor even trained to shoot down airliners. In fact, no air defense unit on the East Coast had authority to shoot down airliners within the borders of the United States when the Pentagon was struck. How do you defend the Pentagon from an aircraft on final to runway 15 or runway 19 should that aircraft decide to make an aggressive move toward the Pentagon? There is nothing to stop an aircraft from slamming into the Pentagon even to  this very day and if you decide to check it out, many aircraft have violated the restricted flight zone over Washington D.C. since 911.

People have confused "secure" with "heavily defended."

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 04:14 PM

View Postpreacherman76, on 28 February 2013 - 12:33 PM, said:

Aside from the pentagon being or not being the most secure building in the US, everything in the OP's statment is fact...

People are confusing "secure" with "heavily defended." Let's take a look here. More than 2,000 aircraft "of interest" have been detected over Washington airspace since January 2003, Beardsworth said. The number of aircraft violating the no-fly zone fell from 164 in the six months before Jan. 20, 2003, to 30 after that date through May, 14, 2004. All 30 intruders were successfully identified, Beardsworth said. By comparison, another federal official said that two years ago,military jets could identify and intercept only about 40 percent of intruders in training drills.

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...Everything. I mean just the fact that these so called "muslim extremists" had a coke party with strippers kinda puts some serious doubt in the official story. Unless of course you can show me in any muslim text where such a thing is permissable by God just before you kill yourself.

I believe the terrorist were mislead, but on another note, how many suicide attacks have occurred in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, and Israel who believed in promises made to them?

Edited by skyeagle409, 28 February 2013 - 05:12 PM.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 04:59 PM

View PostOverSword, on 27 February 2013 - 08:09 PM, said:

The mods will likely lock this saying we already have a 9-11 thread, but I thought this was so damn funny that I had to post it.

from a cave in Afghanistan, nineteen hard-drinking, coke-snorting, devout Muslims enjoy lap dances before their mission to meet Allah…Using nothing more than craft knifes, they overpower cabin crew, passengers and pilots on four planes…And hangover or not, they manage to give the world’s most sophisticated air defense system the slip…Unphased by leaving their “How to Fly a Passenger Jet” guide in the car at the airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct hits on two towers, causing THREE to collapse completely…Our masterminds even manage to overpower the odd law of physics or two… and the world watches in awe as steel-framed buildings fall symmetrically – through their own mass – at free-fall speed, for the first time in history. Despite all their dastardly cunning, they stupidly give their identity away by using explosion-proof passports, which survive the fireball undamaged and fall to the ground… only to be discovered by the incredible crime-fighting sleuths at the FBI Meanwhile down in Washington…Hani Hanjour, having previously flunked 2-man Cessna flying school, gets carried away with all the success of the day and suddenly finds incredible abilities behind the controls of a Boeing…Instead of flying straight down into the large roof area of the Pentagon, he decides to show off a little…Executing an incredible 270 degree downward spiral, he levels off to hit the low facade of the world’s most heavily defended building……all without a single shot being fired…. or ruining the nicely mowed lawn… and all at a speed just too fast to capture on video…
…Later, in the skies above Pennsylvania…So desperate to talk to loved ones before their death, some passengers use sheer willpower to connect mobile calls that otherwise would not be possible until several years later…And following a heroic attempt by some to retake control of Flight 93, it crashes into a Shankesville field leaving no trace of engines, fuselage or occupants… except for the standard issue Muslim terrorists bandana……Further south in Florida…President Bush, our brave Commander-in-Chief continues to read “My Pet Goat” to a class full of primary school children… shrugging off the obvious possibility that his life could be in imminent danger…In New York…Trade Center leaseholder Larry Silverstein blesses his own foresight in insuring the buildings against terrorist attack only six weeks previously…While back in Washington, Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz shake their heads in disbelief at their own luck in getting the ‘New Pearl Harbor’ catalyzing event they so desired to pursue their agenda of world domination…And finally, not to be disturbed too much by reports of their own deaths, at least seven of our nineteen suicide hijackers turn up alive and kicking in Lamestream media reports (DO NOT ask questions!!)(Go shopping!!)(Somewhere in the good ol’ USSA of Amerika a TSA pat-down is waiting for you) The FY 2012 National Defense Authorization Act awaits us all. Repeal the Patriot-Act TODAY! UN Agenda 21 anybody?

Just goes to show how the laws of ignorance can run unimpeded among conspiracy camps.

What does it mean when someone says; "New Pearl Harbor" in light of the fact the military has been financially challenged over the years since the 911 attacks? What is a pilot or crewmember to think when told that he/she cannot replace their flight suit because the Air Force is broke? What does it mean when the military is facing  a huge budget cut on the horizon? What's with this so-called "New Pearl Harbor" thing anyway?

In the past few days, I ran into another person who was in the Pentagon during the time it was struck by America 77 and she commented on observing Rumsfeld assisting others after the Pentagon attack. The comment above  on United 93 underlines the ignorance that prevails within the 911 conspiracy community.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:28 PM

View PostStundie, on 28 February 2013 - 02:28 PM, said:

Maybe you should tell your buddy Skyeagle

Oh, please... He is definitely NOT my "buddy", and yes, I realize you were using that term in the generic sense.

I've said this at least once or twice before, but it probably bears repeating.

Given our history together on other topics in other sections of the board (where I had been led to believe he was somehow "confined"... but that's another story), Skyeagle stands alone as far as I'm concerned. He is the reason I stopped posting in the ET / UFO ection of this board.

In this case, we support the same side of a topic, but by no means do I support or encourage him. Regardless of the veracity of the information he provides, I don't like his tactics or methods and tend to ignore skip over his posts.

Each side of any debate has their extremist wingnuts... the CT side has people like Preacherman, Babe Ruth and a few others whom even the most staunchest of CT supporters don't agree with and would probably rather they keep their opinions to themselves at times.

We have Skyeagle.







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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:56 PM

Still just don't get it do you skyeagle409?  This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet?  No?  then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes.Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes.Do you get it yet? No? then again This thread is for comedy purposes.


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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:56 PM

View PostOverSword, on 28 February 2013 - 08:56 PM, said:

Still just don't get it do you skyeagle409?  This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet?  No?  then again This thread is for comedy purposes. Do you get it yet?

How comical would this thread be to you if one of your relatives or a close friend were victims on any of those four 911 flights? How comical would it be to someone who'd lost a relative within the WTC buildings or the Pentagon during the terrorist 911 attacks?

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