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Military trained dolphins go AWOL

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 01:04 AM

View PostJacques Terreur, on 14 March 2013 - 01:39 PM, said:

jumping through burning rings?
Yeah, a lot more than that, now that you mention it.

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 04:45 AM

Rise of the Planet of the Dolphin-riding Apes.

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 04:47 AM

Draft dodgers, net them asap

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 01:42 PM

View PostYamato, on 15 March 2013 - 01:04 AM, said:

Yeah, a lot more than that, now that you mention it.
but WHAT?

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 02:00 PM

we really could use some of those dolphins

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 08:03 AM

"I know what you're thinking..... "Did he fire six shots... or only five?"

Well, to tell you the truth... in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Dolphin super-squirter... the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off.... you've got to ask yourself one question... Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 08:11 AM

War at Sea

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:04 PM

Nooo! You idiots! You blew it up!!!! *planet of the apes reference* **with a funny dolphin twist** :)

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 12:48 AM

Ok...Were the dolphins armed during they're escape? And how did they escape in the first place? Were they in a pen or what?

If they're armed, then we have a problem....And just waiting for them to run out of ammo is stupid.

Dolphins with head-mounted machine guns? Whats next? Sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads?

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