Jump to content




Welcome to Unexplained Mysteries! Please sign in or create an account to start posting and to access a host of extra features.


* * * * * 1 votes

Idiot of the Week


  • Please log in to reply
18 replies to this topic

#1    Eldorado

Eldorado

    Unforgiven

  • Member
  • 11,911 posts
  • Joined:29 Oct 2008
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Scotland

  • I reckon so.

Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:05 PM

"A man was left stuck between two walls after he attempted a shortcut on his way home from the pub in eastern China."
Hilarious Photos: http://www.dailymail...y-home-bar.html

lol

Edit to fix link.

Edited by Eldorado, 13 March 2013 - 11:27 PM.


#2    Ashotep

Ashotep

    Omnipotent Entity

  • Member
  • 9,993 posts
  • Joined:10 May 2011
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:USA

  • Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway-John Wayne

Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:20 PM

Don't think that shortcut was worth it.


#3    Purifier

Purifier

    Δ

  • Member
  • 2,833 posts
  • Joined:12 Feb 2010
  • Gender:Male

  • We don't need to conquer the world, we need to conquer our individual selves first. Then the world will be at peace.

Posted 14 March 2013 - 01:25 AM

Maybe he thought he could move one of the buildings over just a little bit, if he put his whole body into it.


Anyway, wonder if he ever felt like the walls were closing in on him?

PAWNING RESIDENT TROLLS

#4    Simbi Laveau

Simbi Laveau

    Overlord A. Snuffleupagus

  • Member
  • 8,266 posts
  • Joined:26 Feb 2012
  • Location:Rim of hell

  • ~So what's all this then ?!

Posted 14 March 2013 - 02:05 AM

No words

Miss me?

#5    pallidin

pallidin

    Omnipotent Entity

  • Member
  • 9,094 posts
  • Joined:09 Dec 2004
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Somewhere south of the North Pole

  • "When life gets you down... swim with a dolphin"

Posted 14 March 2013 - 02:13 AM

lol

I know being drunk distorts distance perception(first hand experience), but really? That's just a little out-of-there. He couldn't find a better shortcut?

Oh wait, of course not, he was seriously drunk.

Edited by pallidin, 14 March 2013 - 02:20 AM.


#6    praetorian-legio XIII

praetorian-legio XIII

    Astral Projection

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 645 posts
  • Joined:01 Jun 2011
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Pensacola Beach

  • Beer; Now there's a temporary solution.

Posted 14 March 2013 - 05:20 PM

Well at least he was laying down, could have been worse if he had to stand up all night. Must have been crawling home.


#7    Himawari69

Himawari69

    Apparition

  • Member
  • PipPip
  • 304 posts
  • Joined:06 Feb 2013
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Harbor city

  • No matter how hard I grip the crown, in the end,it won't matter, because I will not die a queen

Posted 15 March 2013 - 03:23 PM

Lol! I bet he's going to be claustrophobic for the rest of his life


#8    pallidin

pallidin

    Omnipotent Entity

  • Member
  • 9,094 posts
  • Joined:09 Dec 2004
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Somewhere south of the North Pole

  • "When life gets you down... swim with a dolphin"

Posted 15 March 2013 - 08:16 PM

View PostHimawari69, on 15 March 2013 - 03:23 PM, said:

Lol! I bet he's going to be claustrophobic for the rest of his life

I don't think he's going to remember much of it, or care.   :cry:

Edited by pallidin, 15 March 2013 - 08:17 PM.


#9    Insaniac

Insaniac

    Psychic Spy

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,091 posts
  • Joined:11 Dec 2008
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:United Kingdom

Posted 16 March 2013 - 12:00 AM

Constant drinking = destruction of brain cells.


#10    UnnoInIty

UnnoInIty

    Alien Embryo

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 6 posts
  • Joined:15 Mar 2013
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Portland, Or

Posted 16 March 2013 - 02:32 AM

Stuck between a wall and a wall.

"We believe in the peaceful settlement
of all disputes without resorting to force"

#11    spud the mackem

spud the mackem

    Spud the Mackem

  • Member
  • 4,167 posts
  • Joined:28 Oct 2011
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Yeo Valley,Darkest Somerset.

  • man who ask for nothing shall never be disappointed

Posted 16 March 2013 - 08:01 AM

So thats where Wall Street is  !

(1) try your best, ............if that dont work.
(2) try your second best, ........if that dont work
(3) give up you aint gonna win

#12    Eldorado

Eldorado

    Unforgiven

  • Member
  • 11,911 posts
  • Joined:29 Oct 2008
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Scotland

  • I reckon so.

Posted 16 March 2013 - 12:37 PM

View Postspud the mackem, on 16 March 2013 - 08:01 AM, said:

So thats where Wall Street is  !

Looks more like wally street.  (lol)


#13    Black Red Devil

Black Red Devil

    Mean as Hell

  • Member
  • 3,002 posts
  • Joined:04 Oct 2008
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Sydney

Posted 16 March 2013 - 12:50 PM

He should have stayed on that boiled rice diet.

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

- Oscar Wilde

#14    Ealdwita

Ealdwita

    Hwt oredmcg

  • Member
  • 5,275 posts
  • Joined:08 Jun 2010
  • Gender:Male

Posted 16 March 2013 - 01:28 PM

View PostEldorado, on 16 March 2013 - 12:37 PM, said:

Looks more like wally street.  (lol)

He will be forever known as 'The Great Wally of China'! (and, no - you won't be able to see him from space)

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
I can teach you with a quip, if I've a mind; I can trick you into learning with a laugh; Oh, winnow all my folly and you'll find, A grain or two of truth among the chaff!
(The Yeoman of the Guard ~ Gilbert and Sullivan)

#15    K_Bonita

K_Bonita

    Apparition

  • Member
  • PipPip
  • 258 posts
  • Joined:23 May 2012
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Canada

  • For every dark night,there's a brighter day.

Posted 16 March 2013 - 04:44 PM

That was not the brightest idea lol

“I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then. ”




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users