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#1    Eldorado

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:05 PM

"A man was left stuck between two walls after he attempted a shortcut on his way home from the pub in eastern China."
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lol

Edit to fix link.

Edited by Eldorado, 13 March 2013 - 11:27 PM.


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Posted 13 March 2013 - 11:20 PM

Don't think that shortcut was worth it.


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Posted 14 March 2013 - 01:25 AM

Maybe he thought he could move one of the buildings over just a little bit, if he put his whole body into it.


Anyway, wonder if he ever felt like the walls were closing in on him?

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 02:05 AM

No words

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 02:13 AM

lol

I know being drunk distorts distance perception(first hand experience), but really? That's just a little out-of-there. He couldn't find a better shortcut?

Oh wait, of course not, he was seriously drunk.

Edited by pallidin, 14 March 2013 - 02:20 AM.


#6    praetorian-legio XIII

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 05:20 PM

Well at least he was laying down, could have been worse if he had to stand up all night. Must have been crawling home.


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Posted 15 March 2013 - 03:23 PM

Lol! I bet he's going to be claustrophobic for the rest of his life


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Posted 15 March 2013 - 08:16 PM

View PostHimawari69, on 15 March 2013 - 03:23 PM, said:

Lol! I bet he's going to be claustrophobic for the rest of his life

I don't think he's going to remember much of it, or care.   :cry:

Edited by pallidin, 15 March 2013 - 08:17 PM.


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Posted 16 March 2013 - 12:00 AM

Constant drinking = destruction of brain cells.


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Posted 16 March 2013 - 02:32 AM

Stuck between a wall and a wall.

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 08:01 AM

So thats where Wall Street is  !

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#12    Eldorado

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 12:37 PM

View Postspud the mackem, on 16 March 2013 - 08:01 AM, said:

So thats where Wall Street is  !

Looks more like wally street.  (lol)


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Posted 16 March 2013 - 12:50 PM

He should have stayed on that boiled rice diet.

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 01:28 PM

View PostEldorado, on 16 March 2013 - 12:37 PM, said:

Looks more like wally street.  (lol)

He will be forever known as 'The Great Wally of China'! (and, no - you won't be able to see him from space)

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 04:44 PM

That was not the brightest idea lol

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