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11 Crazy Bigfoot Conspiracies

I thought this article was funny.....

 Started by DieChecker , Mar 18 2013 01:24 AM
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#1    DieChecker

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 01:24 AM

http://mentalfloss.c...s#ixzz2NKO4u0VA

Thought this article funny. Especially.....

6. Sasquatches Occasionally Sodomize Domestic Cows.

7. Sasquatches Appear in the Bible.

8. 10 percent of Sasquatches Might be Gay.
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 01:35 AM

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8. 10 percent of Sasquatches Might be Gay.

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Well, that could be a problem if I shoot one and he's gay then not only is it murder but a hate crime as well.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 01:49 AM

I'm surprised the "Bigfoot is an inter-dimensional being" "theory" isn't on that website.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 02:11 AM

I think the theory that Bigfoot is a shapeshifter should've been on that list.
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 02:17 AM

View PostDieChecker, on 18 March 2013 - 01:24 AM, said:

http://mentalfloss.c...s#ixzz2NKO4u0VA

Thought this article funny. Especially.....

6. Sasquatches Occasionally Sodomize Domestic Cows.

7. Sasquatches Appear in the Bible.

8. 10 percent of Sasquatches Might be Gay.
   Number 6 made me almost P*ss my pants laughing.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 02:26 AM

How about this one, the finding Bigfoot turds are actually Sasquatches in disguise, and are on a disinformation campaign to throw everyone off of their tracks, Keeping the species forever safe.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 02:51 AM

Animal-on-animal Bigfoot to cow bestiality that's a new one to me.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 03:51 AM

View Poststevemagegod, on 18 March 2013 - 02:51 AM, said:

Animal-on-animal Bigfoot to cow bestiality that's a new one to me.

That's only with the Southern Bigfoot, down here in the south we have the cows pretty much stump trained. It's a southern thing, I don't expect people from other places to understand.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:10 AM

What is "stump training"? I've never heard of that before Kenin.
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:45 AM

View PostTwilightSilver, on 18 March 2013 - 04:10 AM, said:

What is "stump training"? I've never heard of that before Kenin.

Are you serious? They're trained to back up to a stump to make sodomy a little easier. Of course, a Bigfoot might not require the extra height, but not everyone is a Bigfoot down here.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 05:00 AM

I wasn't trying to poke fun, I genuinely did not know the reference...I guess I learned something new!
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 05:40 AM

We all learn new things all the time.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 08:28 AM

Although........I'm still curious how they knew it was a Bigfoot a rappen those cattle? I mean did the police show up and use a rape kit? Did the poor cows need therapy and counseling?

What happens if I'm out hiking and I come across a gay Bigfoot, do I A) do the old poop and run? or B) try to explain that not all hairless ones are gay? C) Just give it up to him and try to get video?

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:43 AM

IMO the fifth theory is not so crazy, especially if the animal has been seen from a certain distance and at night with its long swinging arms. Last ones were still living in Cuba  4190 years ago, more recently than any other prehistoric megafauna.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 10:17 AM

On the OP's link there's Conan interviewing that Bobo fellow from "Finding Bigfoot"...that was pretty amusing.
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