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Was Jesus a....glitch?


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#31    notforgotten

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 12:39 AM

View PostRon Jeremy, on 27 March 2013 - 12:09 AM, said:

At least I ain't no slave to the moldy dogma! I'd rather be a slave to God than a slave to the Evil One.

And dude, you believe in demonic possession aren't ya? I feel sorry for your archaic mind. I've been possessed by a demon twice. And I've seen two, they had a horn and four nubs on their heads. They walk with the dead (the human spirits in hell without God). One of the demons told me that it was his job to do evil to me.
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Posted 27 March 2013 - 01:24 AM

I keep reading "Jesus is an itch"

I gotta get my glasses fixed :no:

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:08 AM

Going off the Matrix parallel... How do you know that Jesus was not the Architect, or a Mr Smith, instead of glitch? You can't

But still recognizing him and living a "good" life results in a "win".

Here at Intel we make processors on 12 inch wafers. And, the individual processors on the wafers are called die. And, I am employed to check these die. That is why I am the DieChecker.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 02:16 PM

View PostRon Jeremy, on 24 March 2013 - 03:29 AM, said:

Sometimes I wonder if the whole universe is a form of massive computer program. Considering the size and everything in this universe, there has to be some bugs and glitches. It's not a perfect cosmos. Some bugs here, some glitches over there. I wonder if so-called supernatural phenomenons are actually the results of 'glitches' in this universe.

What if Jesus was one of those glitches? What if even 10% of his miracles in the gospels have a kernel of truth, thanks to some amazing universal bug happened to Jesus?

Surely it's beyond blasphemous to call Jesus a glitch in the cosmos, but that's the very reason why I entertain myself with such thought, as an amateur blasphemer.

Hey aren't you the one that constantly blames Jesus for constant failure in his life... even for not being able to score with women? :w00t:

If the whole universe is a massive computer program, then in this code, you are just a useless recursive subroutine that is over-burning its own sector where it resides !


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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:53 PM

View Postnotforgotten, on 27 March 2013 - 12:39 AM, said:

I pray for those without God in the afterlife. They truly are lost souls. It's wise to believe in God and his son Jesus.

Pfff.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:55 PM

View PostXingWi, on 27 March 2013 - 02:16 PM, said:

Hey aren't you the one that constantly blames Jesus for constant failure in his life... even for not being able to score with women? :w00t:

If the whole universe is a massive computer program, then in this code, you are just a useless recursive subroutine that is over-burning its own sector where it resides !

Hey, at least I am trying to make myself useful to this world, trying to be a productive member of the society.

They came with a Bible and their religion. stole our land, crushed our spirit, and now they tell us we should be thankful to the Lord for being saved.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 06:15 PM

Interesting thought. When I was a kid I dreamt that the Earth was a school science project for aliens in a far away galaxy and that they "played" our lives, a bit like Sims :w00t:

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 06:16 PM

View PostRon Jeremy, on 24 March 2013 - 03:29 AM, said:

Sometimes I wonder if the whole universe is a form of massive computer program. Considering the size and everything in this universe, there has to be some bugs and glitches. It's not a perfect cosmos. Some bugs here, some glitches over there. I wonder if so-called supernatural phenomenons are actually the results of 'glitches' in this universe.

What if Jesus was one of those glitches? What if even 10% of his miracles in the gospels have a kernel of truth, thanks to some amazing universal bug happened to Jesus?

Surely it's beyond blasphemous to call Jesus a glitch in the cosmos, but that's the very reason why I entertain myself with such thought, as an amateur blasphemer.

Actually... as a christian I agree with the basic concept, not that Jesus was a glitch, in my view he is maybe a "game walkthrough", showing us how its done properly. As for the universe itself being a "matrix" of a kind, that is almost a given. Scientifically speaking, phycists are pretty much coming to the same conclusion. The parallels between our universe and a "virtual universe" within a computer are astounding.

Edited by Jor-el, 27 March 2013 - 06:17 PM.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:31 PM

View PostIamsSon, on 26 March 2013 - 10:12 PM, said:

Three days later and nary an outraged, raving Christian tearing up the thread. Those #@$% Christians! You can't even count on them to get riled up when you poke at em!

So are you all just making these claims to irritate Christians? It seems to be the only explaination. After all, I mean I've heard some ridiculous 'theories' in my day, but this one just takes the cake. :lol: Not only is it backed by absolutely no evidence, but it's about as big of an assumption as to say the Matrix movies are an absolute truth... Just kinda petty in my opinion.

So really, despite the fact that it's against the teachings of our Lord Jesus Christ to be mad or hate anyone, even if we should get mad there's nothing to be angry about for this one. It's honestly just something to lol, roll our eyes, and walk on with actually. I'd rather talk actual science and history rather than hair brained theories such as this.

View PostRon Jeremy, on 27 March 2013 - 12:09 AM, said:

At least I ain't no slave to the moldy dogma!

And dude, you believe in demonic possession aren't ya? I feel sorry for your archaic mind.

Once again, further evidence for a volitional mindset rather than a rational one. I don't know what caused your distaste for Jesus, but his teachings are actually much more freeing than you probably realize. :hmm: It doesn't matter what a few Christian hypocrites have said, only his love and a relationship with the one true God is capable of giving true freedom. I'll be praying for you my friend...

Jesus Christ - Matthew 28:18-20 said:

"All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:21 PM

View PostAquilaChrysaetos, on 27 March 2013 - 07:31 PM, said:

I don't know what caused your distaste for Jesus, but his teachings are actually much more freeing than you probably realize.

"What caused his distaste for Jesus"?  Well, he claims that because of Jesus he has lost everything in life. :(  And by that he means he couldn't score with women.

He has narrated before, the tragic story of his life  :

View PostRon Jeremy, on 13 August 2012 - 09:10 PM, said:

Until 2005 I took Jesus' teachings as my absolute guidance of my life. Jesus was my lord and my master. There was no 'why' I had to follow his commandment. I just had to. The commandment that I took very seriously was the one about lust. I feared God's wrath all the time since I was a fundamentalist Christian. I was afraid of having lust after women. I really was. Another commandment I also took very seriously was about abandoning ego. I took it so seriously that I tried to break down my ego and id.

As a result, I lost about 10 years of my life.

I kicked all the chances to have relationships with beautiful women. One was a heiress of a super wealthy family, other was a Ukrainian model and the other was...another model signed with Ford agency. To put it bluntly and rudely, I could bang them all. Or I could have ended up marrying that super wealthy girl  who also did some lingerie modeling gigs in France. Thanks to Jesus, I lost everything. Everything.

Unlike many people in here, I am pretty much firmly footed in physical reality. I am a materialist and proud of it. Whenever someone praises Jesus I feel sick to the stomach. Maybe I took him too seriously. (someone might jibberjabber that you can't take Jesus seriously enough.)

Oh, I forgot. You won't believe me but one other I girl I missed the opportunity was a Spanish blue blood aristocrat. She was a petite girl with a huge breast and average but cute face. I keep remembering all the women I missed. I also miss a Venezuelan heiress who was my classmate, who was somewhat pretty but she had a heart of Gold. Later I found out that she really wanted to sleep with me. Thank you, Jesus for ruining my life.

So I guess you guys have a picture how I feel about Jesus and Christianity. Thanks to his 'eternal truth' I missed a lot in my life.


Let it out guys! Don't hold back your tears! :(

Edited by XingWi, 27 March 2013 - 08:42 PM.


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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:27 PM

I would say that Jesus was the patch for the corrupted code of mankind.

Edited by J. K., 27 March 2013 - 08:28 PM.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 09:01 PM

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 10:32 PM

View PostRon Jeremy, on 24 March 2013 - 03:29 AM, said:

Sometimes I wonder if the whole universe is a form of massive computer program. Considering the size and everything in this universe, there has to be some bugs and glitches. It's not a perfect cosmos. Some bugs here, some glitches over there. I wonder if so-called supernatural phenomenons are actually the results of 'glitches' in this universe.

What if Jesus was one of those glitches? What if even 10% of his miracles in the gospels have a kernel of truth, thanks to some amazing universal bug happened to Jesus?

Surely it's beyond blasphemous to call Jesus a glitch in the cosmos, but that's the very reason why I entertain myself with such thought, as an amateur blasphemer.
The other alternative is that jesus represents the original, uncorrupted, code of life and that the rest of us, and our existence, is  riddled with mal ware, viruses, and missing or corrupted files. In christ's own words, slightly paraphased "we all need to be reformatted into a new being."
In addition revelation allegorically speaks of our hard drive being wiped out, and then replaced with a new one, on which we willl exist in a purer and uncorrupted state.

View Postthird_eye, on 27 March 2013 - 01:24 AM, said:

I keep reading "Jesus is an itch"

I gotta get my glasses fixed :no:
something you just have to scratch?

Edited by Mr Walker, 27 March 2013 - 10:35 PM.

You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world..

Be cheerful.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 10:48 PM

View PostXingWi, on 27 March 2013 - 08:21 PM, said:

"What caused his distaste for Jesus"?  Well, he claims that because of Jesus he has lost everything in life. :(  And by that he means he couldn't score with women.

He has narrated before, the tragic story of his life  :




Let it out guys! Don't hold back your tears! :(
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Posted 27 March 2013 - 11:07 PM

View PostRon Jeremy, on 24 March 2013 - 03:29 AM, said:

Sometimes I wonder if the whole universe is a form of massive computer program. Considering the size and everything in this universe, there has to be some bugs and glitches. It's not a perfect cosmos. Some bugs here, some glitches over there. I wonder if so-called supernatural phenomenons are actually the results of 'glitches' in this universe.

What if Jesus was one of those glitches? What if even 10% of his miracles in the gospels have a kernel of truth, thanks to some amazing universal bug happened to Jesus?

Surely it's beyond blasphemous to call Jesus a glitch in the cosmos, but that's the very reason why I entertain myself with such thought, as an amateur blasphemer.

I bet Jesus new some hot chicks





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