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Live bomb found in a squid

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#16    dharma warrior

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 02:38 AM

We've heard that the CIA has armed dolphins....


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Posted 26 March 2013 - 04:42 AM

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Under the headline "Squid Eats Bomb", the Guangzhou Daily reminded its readers to take care, should they find explosives in other comestibles, to always call the police

Damn it, i was planning on stockpilling the explosives i found in food...

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 06:33 AM

This has made my day.


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Posted 26 March 2013 - 09:59 AM

Your taxes fund a bunch of idiots to $%^& it up for all of us and make everything worse... go team HUMAN.... may the combined might of our own stupidity take us ever closer to an inhabitable world.

Edited by Silver Surfer, 26 March 2013 - 10:00 AM.


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Posted 26 March 2013 - 04:06 PM

Well at least this story has tangible evidence,  a bomb! Can you imagine seeing a bomb as you cut open a squid.  Man I would p*** my pants! :)


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Posted 27 March 2013 - 11:45 AM

Explosive Diarrhea 'ROUNDHOUSE'




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Posted 02 September 2013 - 12:41 AM

I guess that squid was-

*puts on sunglasses*

-Da bomb.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!






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