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School bans "dangerous" flapjacks


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#16    Orcseeker

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 11:56 PM

It wont be too long now until everything in Britain is bubble wrapped.


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Posted 26 March 2013 - 06:53 AM

After 2 weeks baking in the bottom of a schoolbag,  triangular flapjacks are as deadly as a ninjas shuriken


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Posted 04 April 2013 - 11:50 AM

I could just imagine the idiotic conversation from the PTA meeting demanding an answer from the education board to how they were going to ensure this never happened again, I assume the kid got pointed in the eye by the pancake.

I don't blame the education heads that put this through, with all the stupid s*** people get sued for these days.
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Posted 05 April 2013 - 02:26 AM

If you outlaw triangular flapjacks, only criminals will have them.


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Posted 05 April 2013 - 03:12 AM

I'd cut every circular pancake into a triangle before I ate it anyways just for fun. And say thanks for the extra food (cut off pieces )

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