Gracie: "Well my husband doesn't smoke a pipe, do you think I could bring him his slippers filled with cigars?"
"I went to a wedding last week and after the ceremony twenty men lined up to kiss the bride. I never saw such unhappy men. They all thought that would be the last time they'd have a chance to kiss her."
"My friend and this man were thinking about getting married, but she didn't want to marry him because he was drunk all the time. So he stopped drinking, and when he sobered up he didn't want to marry her."
Gracie says to George, "You know I have a niece with three feet."
George says, "What?"
Gracie says, "Well, I just got a letter from my aunt Sara. She said I wouldn't recognize little Mary, since the last time you saw here she's grown another foot."
Edited by StarMountainKid, 03 April 2013 - 10:47 PM.