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#16    DONTEATUS

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:37 AM

THe mice really run this world,we are all running around on there maze,so cleverly built ! :tu:

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:07 AM

I think this might help:
http://crispian-jago...y.html?spref=tw

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In which case it is fortunate that:
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 01:20 AM

View Postflyingswan, on 21 April 2013 - 10:07 AM, said:

I think this might help:
http://crispian-jago...y.html?spref=tw

Neat link! ...but I think that we should quote the poster before us and go wild. (no links i thinks) :)


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Posted 23 April 2013 - 01:53 AM

View PostDONTEATUS, on 21 April 2013 - 04:37 AM, said:

THe mice really run this world,we are all running around on there maze,so cleverly built ! :tu:
Yes, the Vatican and Richard Dawkins made a secret deal because of the mice. This is more telling than many imagine. The supremacy of mice means the supremacy of cheese (after all, did not Jesus say "blessed are the cheese makers"?), and by extension the larger dairy industry!

The dairy industry, as a result of this, has become the secret home of the Illuminati and the New World Order. This is particularly scary because.....

Edited by Paranoid Android, 23 April 2013 - 01:54 AM.

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 01:57 AM

View PostParanoid Android, on 21 April 2013 - 04:29 AM, said:

The God Delusion. Richard Dawkins found a manuscript with the text, attributed to Pythagoras. We  cannot access this Pythagorean "lost testament" because Dawkins gave it to the Vatican library to hide away along with all the other secret documents no one will ever see. The reason the Vatican and a prominent atheist would do secret deals is...

DONTEATUS! (because): THe mice really run this world,we are all running around on there maze,so cleverly built !

Mice, so adept to run the mazes (houses) of humans and witness every human communication for millions of generations have become so expertly bred that they became able to predict human behavior, and then mold human behavior.

Thousands of rodent biologists (and exterminators) (http://www.miceoverlordstruth.com) have signed a growing petition that the governments of the world hold a world wide symposium to investigate this vermin threat! Yet, we at (http://www.catsarewe...adogtypeguy.com) believe that a far worst fate is about to befall us. "Us", as in the human race!

While it is well known and widely accepted that today the mice control the entertainment and mainstream media outlets, yet, perhaps less shockingly, Catz haz alreddy begun to krupt th' Inglish langwage...


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Posted 23 April 2013 - 02:02 AM

View PostParanoid Android, on 23 April 2013 - 01:53 AM, said:

Yes, the Vatican and Richard Dawkins made a secret deal because of the mice.

The Vatican is overthrown by rabbit clergy.   Hippitus Hoppitus

Edited by redhen, 23 April 2013 - 02:03 AM.


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Posted 23 April 2013 - 02:15 AM

View Postredhen, on 23 April 2013 - 02:02 AM, said:

The Vatican is overthrown by rabbit clergy.   Hippitus Hoppitus

One can find clues of this conspiracy in old Bugs Bunny cartoons. Mel Gibson's dad, Hutton, claims that this is proof of....

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 02:29 AM

View Postredhen, on 23 April 2013 - 02:02 AM, said:



The Vatican is overthrown by rabbit clergy.   Hippitus Hoppitus

Hippitus Hoppitus, you ignoramous, was of course his romin' name. He ascended the to the papacy, finally becoming Leporidae XIII. Leporidae, of course belongs to the secret order of Lagomorpha.

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 02:33 AM

best.
thread.
ever.
:-)

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 02:55 AM

View Postshrooma, on 23 April 2013 - 02:33 AM, said:

best.
thread.
ever.
:-)

I do hope that this thread stays here for the time being and doesn't get relegated to the fun and games section. I think that people from both sides of this forum, the 'Trufers' and the 'Sheeple', can come here and poke fun at everything.

It could be a good release. :)


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Posted 23 April 2013 - 03:07 AM

View PostParanoid Android, on 23 April 2013 - 01:53 AM, said:


The dairy industry, as a result of this, has become the secret home of the Illuminati and the New World Order. This is particularly scary because.....

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 06:29 AM

View Postshrooma, on 19 April 2013 - 05:09 AM, said:


how about elvis being bumped off because he was gonna tell everyone in his autobiography that he was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll, so the CIA offed him before he could finger them!


I think this one seems pretty promising.

Did you know Elvis was secretly seeing Marilyn and had her bumped of when he found out that she was seeing JFK? Very jealous Elvis was. We all know that. This was the original OJ case. Thing is Marilyn's uncles daughter was married to Lee Harvey Oswald and when Elvis found out that he was something of an evil uncle.................

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:43 AM

Columbus never landed in America. It was hoaxed.


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Posted 25 April 2013 - 02:34 AM

View PostDragonwind, on 24 April 2013 - 07:43 AM, said:

Columbus never landed in America. It was hoaxed.

YOU are NOTHING but a SILLY PERSON!

I have seen jpeg's of photo's of paintings of Columbus planting the flag (on some obscure coastline, or island... or something or other)!

WHERE is your PROOF!


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Posted 25 April 2013 - 02:39 AM

Double post...

*seething*

Edited by Likely Guy, 25 April 2013 - 02:51 AM.





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