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Could Jesus have been female ?


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#31    Sir Wearer of Hats

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 06:09 AM

View Postcatfromhell, on 21 April 2013 - 09:53 PM, said:

You know the meaning of the word drivel yet you still believe in Jesus?
I know the meaning to many words, use them in the most apposite moments and can even tie my own shoelaces.
and I believe in God.
I fail to see your point.


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Posted 23 April 2013 - 09:26 PM

View Postspud the mackem, on 22 April 2013 - 08:39 AM, said:

What a load of B.S.

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 05:59 AM

Im sorry, it's hard, but you struggle with your faith as we all do.  It's hard not to question the official New Testament and you wouldn't be wrong in doing so.  By the time of the Nicean counsil the Church had already been infiltrated, ransacked and sold out, lots of information that should be there is not there.  Whatever questions you have, bring them to God not expecting a specific answer and ask him to make it really apparent to you and he shall.  The truth of past gone and done is a secret rarely sung, but he who reveals all things, shall reveal he truly is the son.


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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:46 AM

Jesus was an alien and we do not know how many sexes do aliens have. They may be hermaphrodites.

Edited by Ashiene, 24 April 2013 - 08:47 AM.

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 10:56 AM

View PostAshiene, on 24 April 2013 - 08:46 AM, said:

Jesus was an alien and we do not know how many sexes do aliens have. They may be hermaphrodites.
It seems Pope Benedict knows.

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 01:05 PM

Can't possibly be true.. Evidence shows him sitting at the table for the last supper, if he was female he would have been in the kitchen preparing it not jllying it up with the lads.. :w00t:    *Quickly runs from the on coming onslaught*

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 01:20 PM

View Postxsas, on 24 April 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

Can't possibly be true.. Evidence shows him sitting at the table for the last supper, if he was female he would have been in the kitchen preparing it not jllying it up with the lads.. :w00t:    *Quickly runs from the on coming onslaught*
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 05:24 PM

gender is not important perhaps god is a goddess ...the news that he brought to the seen was what this is about ...Sermon on the Mount and the like ...although I am considered Pagan by many I really do like the concepts of what she was saying

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:01 PM

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More than half the world knows his story, and not an original one at that as it is borrowed, we can say without dispute

That's all the important bits I need to know.

Just kidding... carrying on with the reading.


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Posted 25 April 2013 - 02:41 AM

In respect to the op, not a chance.


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Posted 25 April 2013 - 03:40 AM

If Jesus were born of Mary and no earthly father then by scientific rules he would in fact have to be a she. Parthenogenesis occurs in a few species and when it does the offspring is always female because in a sense it is the clone of it's mother.

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 04:06 AM

View Postdarkmoonlady, on 25 April 2013 - 03:40 AM, said:

If Jesus were born of Mary and no earthly father then by scientific rules...

I missed the part where Mary was a plant/amphibian/invertebrate.

Let's try this idea out: it was a story.

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 02:25 AM

That article is really stupid, there is so much written about Jesus for him not to be real, and how many times in the bible Jesus was refered as he,  king of the Jews, ect, ect ect.


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Posted 27 April 2013 - 11:18 PM

I remember this one document where they claimed the original christianity was supposed to be based on some feminine earthly-god(dess) if I remember right, something about having that part changed to masculine and pathriarchal and patronizing "god kills you if you dont go church then satan eats you", around 400 after Christ. I'm sure someone with a clue with history knows what's that about, because I dont think it's a new idea if my memory serves right.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:43 PM

I'm going ot side with "No". Because even as a boy, Jesus filled rolls that absolutely would not have been allowed for girls or women. Such as Rabbinical training, and entering the mens part of the Temple.

Let's think up other "intriguing" ideas....
-- Maybe Jesus was actually a gorilla?
-- Maybe Jesus was actually a cyborg?
-- Maybe Jesus was Japanese?
-- Maybe Jesus was a Time Lord?
-- Maybe Jesus was an automaton?

This idea is just as silly as those are...

And I do believe that Jesus never "Got with" Mary Mag....

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