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Broomstick-flying witches facing arrest

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#46    paperdyer

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:44 PM

View PostEldorado, on 14 May 2013 - 04:46 PM, said:

Indeed. You'd think they would have flying vacuum cleaners by now, fgs.

DO they have extention cord long enough or is it a hydrid?


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:56 PM

i believe in witchcraft and all.but i am trying to get my head around the whole flying broom though!i believe in many things but i just don't know what to say to this though.


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:29 PM

Do Fu$$in What????


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:39 PM

Why only brooms?  That's discrimination, what about the flying carpets and those British Tourists with their umbrellas?

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:54 PM

View PostlibstaK, on 15 May 2013 - 08:39 PM, said:

Why only brooms?  That's discrimination, what about the flying carpets and those British Tourists with their umbrellas?
Knowing Britain today, our umbellas probably come from Swaziland. :cry:

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 09:04 PM

that would explain the weather lately .... :yes:

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 09:32 PM

View Postthird_eye, on 15 May 2013 - 09:04 PM, said:

that would explain the weather lately .... :yes:
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climate change is two doors down third eye, this is the 'swazilanders do the craziest things' thread.....
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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:01 PM

Are they fined for not having parachutes ?......oh.!.. they wouldn't work flying that low....Irish witches wear seat belts.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 11:06 PM

Wat a load of ****, I used to study witchcraft, so wat the hole country in on magic mushrooms.lol, get f*#ked.lmao or is it some sex act riding a broom stick?


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 11:15 PM

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Wat a load of ****, I used to study witchcraft, so wat the hole country in on magic mushrooms.lol, get f*#ked.lmao or is it some sex act riding a broom stick?
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 12:14 AM

It is a known fact that the rise in members in the Catholic church has gone south, to the Southern Hemisphere. The Southern Hemisphere, Africa and South America, will be leading Catholocism in the future. I could have predicted that the new Pope would come from the Southern Hemisphere. There various articles leading up to this trend in Catholocism, which I have read. So what we have is an immature Catholocism in Africa and, unless things are not put rapidly under some kind of Vatican control, there will be an entire new Witch-burning trend in Africa. They have been burning witches for some time now. It is time to demand that they stop and learn from history.

Combine this with the fact that there is untapped oil and vast quantities of unmined GOLD in Africa, they are ripe for highly charged political intrigue and world domination.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 12:48 AM

View Postregeneratia, on 16 May 2013 - 12:14 AM, said:

It is a known fact that the rise in members in the Catholic church has gone south, to the Southern Hemisphere. The Southern Hemisphere, Africa and South America, will be leading Catholocism in the future. I could have predicted that the new Pope would come from the Southern Hemisphere. There various articles leading up to this trend in Catholocism, which I have read. So what we have is an immature Catholocism in Africa and, unless things are not put rapidly under some kind of Vatican control, there will be an entire new Witch-burning trend in Africa. They have been burning witches for some time now. It is time to demand that they stop and learn from history.

Combine this with the fact that there is untapped oil and vast quantities of unmined GOLD in Africa, they are ripe for highly charged political intrigue and world domination.
The catholic thing is not new.
As for the oil and gold, I reckon Mr Epstein and Mr Cohen have already bought the land.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 02:14 AM

View Postshrooma, on 15 May 2013 - 02:35 PM, said:

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I know from personal experience that ergot can be quite easily be taken orally, but if you don't want to take my word for it, just google the term 'ergot madness' to hear of thousands ingesting it in the 14th century.
nearly all hallucinogens can be ingested after a little preparation (not that i'm recommending the practice!), one noted exception, as stated earlier, being hemlock, which gives the sensation of flying, while ergotamine, being the chemical from which LSD is derived, gives a completely different sensation.

Thanks for the clarification. I should have much better qualified the statement and noted the issue in regards to the dosing amounts.


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Posted 16 May 2013 - 07:56 AM

View Posthighdesert50, on 16 May 2013 - 02:14 AM, said:



Thanks for the clarification. I should have much better qualified the statement and noted the issue in regards to the dosing amounts.
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no worries HD50! I wasn't trying to have a go at you or anything, I just didn't want you to think you were going to die if you'd eaten some mouldy rye-bread.....
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 08:03 AM

Strikes me as perfectly sensible to ban witches on broomsticks above a given height.  That sort of stuff is dangerous.






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