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If every human that existed jumped at once


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#16    xFelix

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Posted 20 May 2013 - 04:09 PM

If everyone jumped at once, i'm sure we would have thousands of people going to the hospital with sprang ankles.. We would have Half of everyone claiming to have felt some change, the other half claiming to not have felt any change...

In other words.. Life will continue as usual.

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Posted 20 May 2013 - 07:22 PM

um, babies cant jump. disabled in wheelchairs cant jump. white men cant jump etc so........ :blink: lmao :D

seriously I doubt anythin would happen tbh

Edited by kitty81, 20 May 2013 - 07:23 PM.

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Posted 20 May 2013 - 10:20 PM

There would be lots of corpse


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Posted 02 June 2013 - 12:40 PM

What if everyone passed wind at the same time?

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 06:25 AM

Depends.

Are all their asses pointing the same direction, or are we talking random directions here?

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 08:18 PM

View PostTheTreasureGamer, on 14 May 2013 - 05:29 PM, said:

Really? Nothing would happen? That's disappointing then :/
Nop. There would be a several hundred thousand sprained ankles or more, a few thousand broken wrists, legs, and arms, probably a few broken necks, a few deaths because somebody was carrying a knife or fire arm. Some moron would be carrying a baby and drop it. I can imagine a multitude of car accidents a  few plane crashes, and probably a few drownings where Somone slips and falls down a levy into swift water. Since Somone somewhere is hiding from a preditor or murderer, it might give them away, and I'm sure it will cause hell at some packed soccer game or group pictures. :D

View PostxFelix, on 20 May 2013 - 04:09 PM, said:

If everyone jumped at once, i'm sure we would have thousands of people going to the hospital with sprang ankles.. We would have Half of everyone claiming to have felt some change, the other half claiming to not have felt any change...

In other words.. Life will continue as usual.
Crap you got to it before me. :)

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 06:51 AM

View PostDark_Grey, on 14 May 2013 - 05:25 PM, said:

This. We're all scattered over the globe so all that human weight would be pulled towards the center of the Earth, spread over the surface of the Earth.

Ergo, nothing would happen.

That's why we all get on each other's shoulders and do it.

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 09:51 PM

Or even better, what would happen if everyone shut the hell up at the same time.

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 12:06 AM

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 06:08 AM

If everyone closed their eyes at the same time would the universe cease to exist?

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 04:53 AM

View PostSeeker79, on 18 June 2013 - 06:08 AM, said:

If everyone closed their eyes at the same time would the universe cease to exist?

No, but  there would be a really loud farting sound, and the smell would be described as evil.

I still await the compelling Exhibit A.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 07:43 PM

http://what-if.xkcd.com/8/

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Posted 21 June 2013 - 12:48 AM

Lots of us would get far more exercise than we usually do in a day in front of the computer

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