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Russia Catches "CIA" Agent in Moscow

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#1    libstaK

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 12:09 AM

Russia has ordered the expulsion of an alleged American CIA agent working undercover at the US embassy who was discovered with a large stash of money trying to recruit a Russian agent.

http://news.ninemsn....agent-in-moscow

Honestly, you have to see the wig on this guy.  CIA needs to get hip with 21st century wig technology, and a brush up on current styles wouldn't go astray either :w00t:

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 12:30 AM

It looks like a wig from a kids show bag. Really need to increase the budget on disguise's. Lol.


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 12:44 AM

Read about it this morning on another thread.  They do the same thing to us.  We even exchange spies occasionally.

http://www.unexplain...howtopic=247885


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 01:08 AM

My name is Bond, James Bond.

I could tell the true story behind this, but then, I would have to **** you.   :w00t:


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:11 AM

View PostHilander, on 15 May 2013 - 12:44 AM, said:

Read about it this morning on another thread.  They do the same thing to us.  We even exchange spies occasionally.

The CIA offered a Mars bar for this particular guys safe return but he was already on his way home.  The Russians couldn't stop laughing at his wig.

Edited by Eldorado, 15 May 2013 - 02:14 AM.


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:18 AM

View PostEldorado, on 15 May 2013 - 02:11 AM, said:

The CIA offered a Mars bar for this particular guys safe return but he was already on his way home.  The Russians couldn't stop laughing at his wig.

Is this for real? I have heard that even the Russian people don't believe the CIA is that stupid.

"Oh you're the new spy! Heres two wigs and an old cell phone. Have fun!"


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:23 AM

View PostProfessor Buzzkill, on 15 May 2013 - 02:18 AM, said:

Is this for real? I have heard that even the Russian people don't believe the CIA is that stupid.

"Oh you're the new spy! Heres two wigs and an old cell phone. Have fun!"

I'm hoping he was just an office boy with spy fantasies..


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 03:06 AM

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Russia has hordes of fifth-column enemies that should be expelled.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 03:47 AM

Did he buy his Spy Kit from walmart......

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