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Everything Wrong With Jurassic Park


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#1    Kowalski

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 03:55 PM

I thought this was hilarious....





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Posted 15 May 2013 - 04:37 PM

I love Jurassic Park and this made me chuckle :')

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 05:33 PM

Haha these are brilliant. :tu:

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 05:48 PM

I don't know about anyone else, but I STILL don't think they explained how they could actually MAKE a dinosaur...
I don't think the way they explained it in the movie, would be possible. How do get from the DNA, to the egg with a baby dinosaur in it?? That's what always got me.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:43 PM

View PostKowalski, on 15 May 2013 - 05:48 PM, said:

I don't know about anyone else, but I STILL don't think they explained how they could actually MAKE a dinosaur...
I don't think the way they explained it in the movie, would be possible. How do get from the DNA, to the egg with a baby dinosaur in it?? That's what always got me.
now that i think about it .. shouldn't dna they got made clones .. not eggs ?
maybe they injected the dna to a chicken and made it deliver ?

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:54 PM

View PostKnight Of Shadows, on 15 May 2013 - 07:43 PM, said:

now that i think about it .. shouldn't dna they got made clones .. not eggs ?
maybe they injected the dna to a chicken and made it deliver ?

I know! Who laid the eggs??


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:09 PM

View PostKowalski, on 15 May 2013 - 07:54 PM, said:

I know! Who laid the eggs??
some unlucky poor chicken ? maybe john hamond him self !

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:44 PM

That was more than three minuets.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 09:02 PM

View PostKnight Of Shadows, on 15 May 2013 - 08:09 PM, said:

some unlucky poor chicken ? maybe john hamond him self !

Hahahahahaha! That really made me laugh. :tu:

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:17 PM

Well let's face it, the movie had some scientific and continuity issues to work through.  But I still found it a damn awesome film to watch.  Both Jurassic Park 1 and 2 were great films to watch.  Jurassic Park 3.... not so much, but I don't really consider that part of the Jurassic Park franchise :P

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