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Creepy Life-Size Boyfriend Pillow

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#1    ninjarosh

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 05:45 PM

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Don’t get freaked out, that’s not Chucky’s father. Well, honestly I’m not really sure about that. Who knows what might have happened. Anyway, this knitted life-sized man-shaped “boyfriend pillow” is suppose to be a cuddle-buddy for lonely women.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 05:51 PM

Ah and why not, men have plastic ones, women should be allowed to have knitted ones.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 05:55 PM

plastic ones for men ?

how come its men who gets stuck with all the rubber and plastics ?

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 05:57 PM

Oh my.. That would freak me out, I'd probably end up stabbing it if I woke up with that thing beside me.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 05:58 PM

View Postthird_eye, on 21 May 2013 - 05:55 PM, said:

plastic ones for men ?

how come its men who gets stuck with all the rubber and plastics ?
Stuck with or stuck to?


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 06:00 PM

View PostAliveInDeath7, on 21 May 2013 - 05:57 PM, said:

Oh my.. That would freak me out, I'd probably end up stabbing it if I woke up with that thing beside me.
I think the idea is you buy one or knit one and put him there yourself, should make you feel more secure so you can leave the knife in the kitchen drawer instead of under the bed in future.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 06:01 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 21 May 2013 - 05:58 PM, said:

Stuck with or stuck to?


OhooooooOoo now you're tempting me down a dark and slippery path ...  I know what you're trying to do ... I see you ....

~stuck into ~

can't help it ... :no:

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 06:08 PM

Eek! :)

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 06:15 PM

I'm thinkin' I know why this lady is alone.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 06:20 PM

Reminds me of this.... LOL



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Posted 21 May 2013 - 06:31 PM

Hey Biff...I think they left out the part where the guy sleeps on the couch for the next few days!

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:14 PM

well you know what they say,desperate situations call for for desperate measures, but boy is that one creepy doll, what if you forget you had a doll as a sleep mate and scream when you see it in the morning? Haha


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:26 PM

Who knits these things?
Can you imagine grandma knitting one of those for  Christmas presents?


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:44 PM

This reminds me of something I saw years ago.
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This was supposed to prevent crime. You would pose this dummy around the house so a stalker wouldn't think you were home alone.  But if someone were to break in, he might be too busy laughing to attack you.  Or else he would be really scared of you...

I never had one myself.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:47 PM

View Postlittle_dreamer, on 21 May 2013 - 07:44 PM, said:

This reminds me of something I saw years ago.
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This was supposed to prevent crime. You would pose this dummy around the house so a stalker wouldn't think you were home alone.  But if someone were to break in, he might be too busy laughing to attack you.  Or else he would be really scared of you...

I never had one myself.
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