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Creepy Life-Size Boyfriend Pillow

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#16    third_eye

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:56 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 21 May 2013 - 07:47 PM, said:

Pop him at the bedroom window, it would not be long before you get the Bates motel reputation.

You'll have to whisper sweet nothings at him constantly ... it makes them comes 'alive'

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:57 PM

Dolls are creepy.  I'll take my chances with the random stalker than have them around my home. :no:

For the ultimate in horror, you could place these around your windows: ventriloquist dummies.
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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:58 PM

I can feel the Justin Bieber ones being put into production as we speak.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 08:03 PM

View Postlittle_dreamer, on 21 May 2013 - 07:57 PM, said:

Dolls are creepy.  I'll take my chances with the random stalker than have them around my home. :no:

For the ultimate in horror, you could place these around your windows: ventriloquist dummies.
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Ah now those are scary. Think I would rather grandmas knitted man doll if I had to choose.
I would be too scared to go into my own home if  one of those was at my window, even if i had put it there myself!

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 08:28 PM

Two questions :Is there a pattern ? And can I get a Dwanye Johnstone one?
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Posted 23 May 2013 - 08:30 PM

Well,  I have my own creepy real boyfriend so I don't need one of these... however, I'm sure creepy boyfriend pillow has some distictly good qualities, he doesn't snore, he doesn't steal the covers, he doesn't sweat, and i wouldn't run the risk of an accidental or intentional dutch oven either.

Hmm, I'm starting ot rethink my bed partner choices here.

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 08:58 PM

creepy boyfriend ?


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Posted 23 May 2013 - 09:07 PM

Maybe I should started offering myself as a life size bed friend pillow. Clothes included.

I'm a boy.

And I guess I'm creepy.

Might as well make a profit out of it!

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Posted 25 May 2013 - 06:47 AM

View PostMissMelsWell, on 23 May 2013 - 08:30 PM, said:

Well,  I have my own creepy real boyfriend so I don't need one of these... however, I'm sure creepy boyfriend pillow has some distictly good qualities, he doesn't snore, he doesn't steal the covers, he doesn't sweat, and i wouldn't run the risk of an accidental or intentional dutch oven either.

Hmm, I'm starting ot rethink my bed partner choices here.

There's also the benefits of no morning breath when he insists on kissing you when he wakes up, no trying to drill a hole in your hip in the middle of the night, and not having to wear a cosplay costume before going to bed (sometimes).

On the down side I'd probably shred the poor thing because I like sticking my finger nails into him.

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Posted 25 May 2013 - 10:00 AM

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it is just not the same and you ladies knows it ..... :)



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' ... life and death carry on as they always have ~ and always will, only the dreamer is gone ~ behind the flow of imagination, beyond any effort to be still
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 08:02 AM

Some days I'd trade my real one in for a stuffed one.  House would be cleaner, less laundry, less groceries, less rages for no reason, etc.

I want mine to look like Noel Fielding.

I'll put this one in the window:

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