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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 07:14 PM

Tuscarawas County Sheriff’s deputies believe an Akron man’s car might still be somewhere in Stark County after he reported a strange incident involving “subjects not of this world” early Tuesday.

The 28-year-old man called the Sheriff’s Office from the Crossroads Marathon station on Route 800 NE, Magnolia, at 1:36 a.m. stating that he began having vehicle problems, and didn’t know where he left his car.

The man told deputies that he was instructed by “subjects not of this world” to drive to a field where an airport would appear and he would be picked up by aliens.

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 08:38 PM

You wouldn't believe how often this kind of thing happens....
Aliens suck at giving directions.


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Posted 08 June 2013 - 10:58 PM

^  :lol:


   ..  I think i might know  why  he    " didn’t know where he left his car. "

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Posted 08 June 2013 - 11:41 PM

Say what? Aliens can make airports just appear out of nowhere? This is the first time I've heard this one.

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 04:54 AM

Aliens take man's car for a joyride, film at eleven!

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 05:07 AM

Sounds like he had a bad trip.

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 11:32 AM

QUOTE-
Morrison said it was obvious that
the man had walked for a long
distance, as he had blisters on his
feet — even though he was wearing
shoes.
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made of tinfoil?
to match his hat....?

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 12:24 PM

Dude, wheres my car?!


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 04:39 PM

DARN!!! Those pesky aliens.

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 04:41 PM

will insurance cover aliens auto-thiefts ?

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 05:39 PM

all threads should have comedy-masterpiece-headlines like this one....


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 07:35 PM

It's bizzare what mental illness can do. I have empathy for those suffering. Not saying he does, but does happen.

Yet, I recall a time when I was so drunk that I did not even know where my house was. That was a bad night.

Something tells me that I'm glad he did not find his car. God only knows what could have happened.


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 09:25 PM

One time they took my beer and whiskey


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 11:27 PM

I blame Aliens for the Kardashians. They are so incredibly ****ty, that they can only be a bi-product of alien technology. Sent here to punish us with their Mediocrity.

Edited by ancient astronaut, 09 June 2013 - 11:29 PM.


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 11:56 PM

View Postpallidin, on 09 June 2013 - 07:35 PM, said:

I recall a time when I was so drunk that I did not even know where my house was. That was a bad night.

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huh??
I fail to see the drawback?!
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