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Ugly Prostitute? man calls police to complain


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#1    seeder

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:07 AM

hahahaha... :clap:   Nearly sprayed my coffee everywhere reading this!!  Some UK fella hires a prozzy and when she arrives shes uglier than she described, so he calls the police to complain about it....not realizing HE had broken the law!!  Classic!!

"Man calls police to complain about prostitute's looks"

A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her.

West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".

The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed

http://www.bbc.co.uk...ingham-22887138



Ah I dunno, whats the world coming to when a streetwalker tells a few little lies eh? Shocking

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:31 AM

Awwww, I was hoping to see a photo of her lol.


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:37 AM

This could start a bad precedent...  What if the hookers start calling the cops when the customer isn't as good looking as they would like?...


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:45 AM

View PostMoon Gazer, on 14 June 2013 - 10:31 AM, said:

Awwww, I was hoping to see a photo of her lol.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:50 AM

View Postseeder, on 14 June 2013 - 10:45 AM, said:

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Well....... she's got nice hair :)


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 11:56 AM

This guy is such a moron, I guess he thought hookers are upstanding people just like himself.  Well I guess she was.


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 12:02 PM

At least she was a she.


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 12:34 PM

Can't help thinking alcohol was involved in some way.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 12:39 PM

View Postseeder, on 14 June 2013 - 10:45 AM, said:

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Those teeth could be dangerous to mens....er, bits!

Edited by freetoroam, 14 June 2013 - 12:40 PM.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 12:52 PM

Looks to me like a breach of oral contract.


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:04 PM

View PostFrank Merton, on 14 June 2013 - 12:52 PM, said:

Looks to me like a breach of oral contract.
and contact.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 01:09 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 14 June 2013 - 12:39 PM, said:

Those teeth could be dangerous to mens....er, bits!

But the positive thing is - she can easy open a bottle of beer with those teeth, always handy that is  :w00t:

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 06:27 PM

View Postseeder, on 14 June 2013 - 10:45 AM, said:



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don't suppose anyone's got her phone number....?
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Posted 14 June 2013 - 09:17 PM

She's a dental receptionist by day ?
Her teeth are like stars,they come out at night.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 09:55 PM

Just to set the record straight for those that need it, she isnt the woman (or man I suspect) connected with the story....I just chose it at random, but heres another suspect

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Edited by seeder, 14 June 2013 - 09:56 PM.

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