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Australian woman marries a bridge in France

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#16    DKO

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 01:27 PM

Maybe she married the bridge for support? Bridges do help you get over things. :whistle:

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 01:39 PM

View Postsergeantflynn, on 06 July 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

Why assume that the bridge is a "HE" ?
Good point

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 01:42 PM

p***er! Lol




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Posted 06 July 2013 - 01:58 PM

Guinness (World's Records) is researching this event as the first CMN (cross-material-nuptials), since the bride is 'animal' and the bridge is 'mineral.'

My wife tells me our record is secure as the first 'animal-vegetable' marriage.

The bridge lover's not psychotic; just an artiste.

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 03:46 PM

On the serious side.  I have nbeen sayhyingg same sex marriag wuld cheapen marriage ovear all.

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 03:46 PM

So, that's a legally binding thing then, or did they just give a certificate and some pills and send her on her way?

That and I'm pretty sure all inanimate objects are inherently female.


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Posted 06 July 2013 - 03:49 PM

Well, since 2 men and 2 women can now form a marriage, why stop there? That has always been may beef with this politically correct expansion of the concept of marriage. There are people who want to marry many wifes, there are people who want to marry out of species, or inanimate objects... once you mess with the simple definition, the sky is the limit.

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 04:07 PM

There isn't a bridge too far

Edited by Beckys_Mom, 06 July 2013 - 04:08 PM.

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 04:11 PM

View Postdanielost, on 06 July 2013 - 03:46 PM, said:

On the serious side.  I have nbeen sayhyingg same sex marriag wuld cheapen marriage ovear all.

It does by definition.

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 04:25 PM

I hope the bridge got a concrete prenup... something etched in stone


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Posted 06 July 2013 - 06:07 PM

great! they let an Australian woman marry a bridge. now we can never make fun of the frogs again........


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Posted 06 July 2013 - 08:29 PM

How do we know the bridge really wanted to get married?  It should've never happened until the bridge gave consent.  It's forced for all we know.

A good documentary on the topic of "Objectum Sexuals":





View Postdanielost, on 06 July 2013 - 03:46 PM, said:

On the serious side.  I have nbeen sayhyingg same sex marriag wuld cheapen marriage ovear all.

Why even go there in THIS particular thread?  It has nothing to do with same sex marriage.  Are you trolling? Also, just because YOU say something doesn't make it original or right.

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 09:07 PM

I question a mayor that even blesses this display of mental illness.

On the other hand it is a nice bridge...always liked stone bridges.


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Posted 06 July 2013 - 10:11 PM

View PostRyu, on 06 July 2013 - 09:07 PM, said:

-snip-
On the other hand it is a nice bridge...always liked stone bridges.

Just get that thought out of your head... That particular bridge is taken...

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 11:04 PM

And that folks, is how the gene pool keeps getting smaller...

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