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Who was Jesus?


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Who was Jesus?

  1. Essene (2 votes [3.33%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 3.33%

  2. Jewish philosopher (17 votes [28.33%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 28.33%

  3. Prophet (9 votes [15.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 15.00%

  4. Divine son (11 votes [18.33%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 18.33%

  5. Zombie (4 votes [6.67%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 6.67%

  6. Roman/German son (1 votes [1.67%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 1.67%

  7. God (10 votes [16.67%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  8. Socrates follower (2 votes [3.33%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 3.33%

  9. Shapechanger (1 votes [1.67%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 1.67%

  10. Alien (3 votes [5.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 5.00%

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#1    Big Bad Voodoo

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:11 PM

Poll is public and you can choose multiple answer.

Who was Jesus according to you?

Edited by the L, 26 July 2013 - 12:11 PM.

JFK: "And we are as a people, inherently and historically, opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings.
For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:12 PM

Why no obvious one like a story book character?


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:16 PM

View PostRlyeh, on 26 July 2013 - 12:12 PM, said:

Why no obvious one like a story book character?

Because he was more proabably all above then that he didnt existed. Even Zombie and Alien.
Btw I voted for Alien, Jewish philosopher and German son.

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For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:20 PM

View Postthe L, on 26 July 2013 - 12:16 PM, said:

Because he was more proabably all above then that he didnt existed. Even Zombie and Alien.
Btw I voted for Alien, Jewish philosopher and German son.
Either you think there really are zombie aliens or you just contradicted yourself.


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:21 PM

View PostRlyeh, on 26 July 2013 - 12:20 PM, said:

Either you think there really are zombie aliens or you just contradicted yourself.

Yes I think there are realy aliens.

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For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:23 PM

View Postthe L, on 26 July 2013 - 12:21 PM, said:

Yes I think there are realy aliens.
Do they fly around in coffins or would that be an alien vampire?


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:25 PM

View PostRlyeh, on 26 July 2013 - 12:23 PM, said:

Do they fly around in coffins or would that be an alien vampire?

Not zombies but aliens. Maybe you didnt read well.

Btw science show that Jesus existed. So, again, you conradicted yourself, as being man of science.

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:27 PM

Thats why I said that is more possible that Jesus was zombie then fictional characther.

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:28 PM

View Postthe L, on 26 July 2013 - 12:25 PM, said:

Not zombies but aliens. Maybe you didnt read well.
Thats not what you said "Because he was more proabably all above then that he didnt existed"

So alien zombies exist?

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Btw science show that Jesus existed. So, again, you conradicted yourself, as being man of science.
Which branch of science has shown this?


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:30 PM

View PostRlyeh, on 26 July 2013 - 12:28 PM, said:

Thats not what you said "Because he was more proabably all above then that he didnt existed"

So alien zombies exist?

Which branch of science has shown this?

History.

Not all together. But separate.
But since I trust to science he was more probably Alien zombie then fictional character.

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:31 PM

You don't offer the reality -- he never existed; he was a myth, probabyly around a circle of Jesus of Nazareth stories deriving from a misunderstunding of the Greek version of the OT that evolved in Asia Minor iin the first centuries BCE and Bc and devloped in the context of similar salvaton sacrifice blood betrayal cults of the period but using the Jewish expedtation of a Messiah rather than that of one of the other religions of the area (syncretism).

There is no mention of him in any non- nor early text, no mention of, excrept in one fraud.  For a man of his notoriety this begs belief.  If you do a little unbiased research on the subject it is not hard to find accounts of how all this happened.


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:32 PM

View Postthe L, on 26 July 2013 - 12:27 PM, said:

Thats why I said that is more possible that Jesus was zombie then fictional characther.
And that's what is so ridiculous.
Maybe Jesus was also the easter bunny but certainly not a fictional character. :blink:


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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:34 PM

I dont have time to educate you two. Go on wiki for god sake. Wrote Jesus. You will see sentence where is say: Almost ALL scholars believed Jesus existed...

And to me, I dont need wiki. I know how science works.

That option was left on intention because to me its uneducated stance. Sorry.

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:35 PM

View PostRlyeh, on 26 July 2013 - 12:32 PM, said:

And that's what is so ridiculous.
Maybe Jesus was also the easter bunny but certainly not a fictional character. :blink:

If thats all your brain could figure out then I agree.

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:36 PM

But if you believe he didnt existed I could recomand to you one book. Search for author Acahrya S.
So you too can enjoy in fiction.

Edited by the L, 26 July 2013 - 12:37 PM.

JFK: "And we are as a people, inherently and historically, opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings.
For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."




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