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imagine if we created a UM cult/religion?

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#1    kannin

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Posted 27 July 2013 - 07:45 PM

imagine it though, it would be pretty funny, saru as our religeos leader, sweet pumper head of the nuns lol sakari as the healer, beckys mom as head sister lmao im getting a kick out of just thinking of it, what do you guys think? lol sarus wizzard hat wearing kitty can be our god! XD


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 07:48 PM

View Postkannin, on 27 July 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:

imagine it though, it would be pretty funny, saru as our religeos leader, sweet pumper head of the nuns lol sakari as the healer, beckys mom as head sister lmao im getting a kick out of just thinking of it, what do you guys think? lol sarus wizzard hat wearing kitty can be our god! XD

Never will happen, Saru is the man In black, he just erases every thing. Including restraunts and foods you like.

It is easier to claim it is paranormal than taking the hard route and find out what really happened.


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 08:08 PM

View PostBrian Topp, on 27 July 2013 - 07:48 PM, said:

Never will happen, Saru is the man In black, he just erases every thing. Including restraunts and foods you like.
lol! thats funny!


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 08:57 PM

it wouldn't work cults are to much like religions, and not everybody believes in something higher than themselves

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Posted 27 July 2013 - 09:27 PM

true but keep in mind this is just a fun spoof thread for what members would do what based on what we know of them


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Posted 27 July 2013 - 09:49 PM

If we all met in real life, admit who were are on the forum, the skeptics would have a field day. Saying that, at the end of the meeting some one will have a black eye or a bloody nose.

It is easier to claim it is paranormal than taking the hard route and find out what really happened.


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 03:20 PM

I'd like to be the cook.  Cooks are always popular.


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 03:47 PM

I volunteer to collect and - uh - invest - the tithes and offerings....

I mean - if you can't trust a moose who wears gloves - who can you trust?... :innocent:


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 03:54 PM

I call being head of the security to make sure we get enough offerings muahahaha :innocent:

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 06:26 PM

View Postsards, on 28 July 2013 - 03:20 PM, said:

I'd like to be the cook. Cooks are always popular.

That depends on how well they cook... :)


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 06:33 PM

View Postkannin, on 27 July 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:

imagine it though, it would be pretty funny, saru as our religeos leader, sweet pumper head of the nuns lol sakari as the healer, beckys mom as head sister lmao im getting a kick out of just thinking of it, what do you guys think? lol sarus wizzard hat wearing kitty can be our god! XD

Funny!

Apparently Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, once said: "I'd like to start a religion, that's where the money is!".....so you never know..the founders of the UM religion might find themselves being really rich!
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Posted 28 July 2013 - 07:30 PM

View Postkannin, on 27 July 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:

imagine it though, it would be pretty funny, saru as our religeos leader, sweet pumper head of the nuns lol sakari as the healer, beckys mom as head sister lmao im getting a kick out of just thinking of it, what do you guys think? lol sarus wizzard hat wearing kitty can be our god! XD

You haven't been around that long. How do you know it doesn't exist and you just haven't been asked to join yet?

View PostBrian Topp, on 27 July 2013 - 09:49 PM, said:

If we all met in real life, admit who were are on the forum, the skeptics would have a field day. Saying that, at the end of the meeting some one will have a black eye or a bloody nose.

That would be a strange event. Although, I think that the people who argue the most with each other would end up getting along or not caring about the arguments much anymore. We all know each other by text communication and tend to comment most in a few particular topics. Eye contact, vocal inflictions, body language and plain old face to face conversation would give each other a whole new outlook on each other. For instance, I'm almost elcuslivey in the politics forums and by far more opinionated and vocal than in any other. So, many people might think I'm Mr. politics in real life. If we met they'd come to find that I'm about much more than politics and probably less likely to be so opinionated and much less likely to just chime in to any conversation. In reality I kick back and listen far more than I butt in and opine.


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Posted 28 July 2013 - 07:30 PM

An unexplained cult  ..Yea that's never been done before  lol :P

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 07:33 PM

View Postkannin, on 27 July 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:

beckys mom as head sister lmao

Ohh no, you don't want to give me any authority.. :no:  I go mad with power.. I am one of those people, if handed a uniform, I'd walk around thinking I was Hitler  lol

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 07:42 PM

View PostF3SS, on 28 July 2013 - 07:30 PM, said:

That would be a strange event. Although, I think that the people who argue the most with each other would end up getting along or not caring about the arguments much anymore. We all know each other by text communication and tend to comment most in a few particular topics. Eye contact, vocal inflictions, body language and plain old face to face conversation would give each other a whole new outlook on each other. For instance, I'm almost elcuslivey in the politics forums and by far more opinionated and vocal than in any other. So, many people might think I'm Mr. politics in real life. If we met they'd come to find that I'm about much more than politics and probably less likely to be so opinionated and much less likely to just chime in to any conversation. In reality I kick back and listen far more than I butt in and opine.

So true F3SS...   I am the same.. On here I am known for being a skeptic, but in real life, I couldn't care to talk about spirituality...  Even on my Face Book,  I will not bother with discussions over politics or religion... I like to post pics and let people know I have beaten their score on  Candy Crush saga..

Which reminds me - FAO - Gummug, I beat your score on levels 77 onwards... I am now ploughing my way through levels 96....When you reach the 90's in about a month or so, ( most likely in a few  months ha ha )  you may ask me for a train ticket   lol.. :P

Edited by Beckys_Mom, 28 July 2013 - 07:55 PM.

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