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Paralyzed man has testicles eaten by dog


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#1    DKO

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:04 AM


A paralyzed man from Arkansas woke up to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs.



With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy.



Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad.




http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1413467

This made me very queasy.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:22 AM

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:37 AM

Someone debunk this...PLEASE!!!!!

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:40 AM

Poor man, lost the family jewels to mans best friend.


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:53 AM

Poor guy. Is it cold in here? :unsure2:


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 03:10 AM

No headline has ever stopped me in my tracks like this one. This is the worst story I've ever heard.


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 03:24 AM

Oh... I just died a little inside.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 03:45 AM

I feel for the males who read that article. I feel even more for the dog:/

"From time to time there appear on the face of the earth men of rare and consummate excellence, who dazzle us by their virtue, and whose outstanding qualities shed a stupendous light. Like those extraordinary stars of whose origins we are ignorant, and of whose fate, once they have vanished, we know even less, such men have neither forebears nor descendants: they are the whole of their race."  -- Jean de la Bruyere 1645-1696.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 03:48 AM

The NY Daily News is a Tabloid everyone......




Seeing different versions of this, and nothing on main News. At least anything I would trust.

Seen 5 different versions.....Pet dog, Feral Dog, new pet, old pet......And other scenarios...

No way this is real.....I could not see a dog eating a live person, no way. And how many people lay around with their balls hanging out anyway?

I will bet my left testicle this is bull****....

Edited by Sakari, 02 August 2013 - 03:54 AM.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 04:57 AM

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 04:57 AM

Well I will tell you one thing...that's about the nuttiest thing I ever heard.





Edit: Great minds think alike, Eldorado. Notice how we posted at the same time. lol....

Edited by Purifier, 02 August 2013 - 04:59 AM.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 05:03 AM

It was hell for the guy but the dog had a ball.

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 05:15 AM

It's no wonder the guy didn't go nuts!

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 05:16 AM

View PostEldorado, on 02 August 2013 - 05:03 AM, said:

It was hell for the guy but the dog had a ball.

(lol)

And we all know how dogs never give up a ball. :wacko:

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 12:58 PM

He sleeps in the nude? I'll bet now he sleeps with a baseball bat!





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