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Paralyzed man has testicles eaten by dog


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#31    Junior Chubb

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 10:18 PM

What a numb-nut...

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 10:42 PM

the picture above makes good idea anyway (it was lucky after all, the dog is satisfied of the left testicle only)


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Posted 02 August 2013 - 11:22 PM

Hmm a dog with a fetish for nuts that's one pooch you wouldn't want to upset.  :w00t:


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Posted 03 August 2013 - 12:35 PM

View PostJunior Chubb, on 02 August 2013 - 10:18 PM, said:

What a numb-nut...

Lucky for the dog it doesn't have a nut allergy! I know of no man who has a warning on his scrotum saying, 'This sack may contain nuts'.  Plus of course, most dogs can't read anyway.  A few can but they keep quiet about it.

*wanders off to take medication*


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Posted 03 August 2013 - 10:28 PM

View PostEldorado, on 03 August 2013 - 12:35 PM, said:

Lucky for the dog it doesn't have a nut allergy! I know of no man who has a warning on his scrotum saying, 'This sack may contain nuts'.  Plus of course, most dogs can't read anyway.  A few can but they keep quiet about it.

*wanders off to take medication*

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 10:29 PM

that is... horrendous. D:

edit: not sure if he was really using them, though.

Edited by Ad hoc, 03 August 2013 - 10:29 PM.


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Posted 03 August 2013 - 11:20 PM

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 11:28 PM

I hope this is not a true story, but I really needed those laughs from everyones comments! Thanks! :lol:

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 11:29 PM

Well.....it's not like it hurt him.

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 12:53 AM

View PostSkepticalB, on 03 August 2013 - 11:29 PM, said:

Well.....it's not like it hurt him.

Mentally harmed for sure. Just reading the article made me squirm and tuck my legs.

I bet a sickening feeling will stay with him for a long time.

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 01:17 AM

what a cheery story .. it even ends with  "

Cops took the dog to a local vet, who put down. The dog's head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies."



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Posted 04 August 2013 - 01:19 AM

One ball and possibly rabies?...well, if he does have it.  people can at least get away from him

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 01:42 PM

That is not cool.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 03:16 PM

I guess they won't be playing ball anymore :whistle:


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 04:01 PM

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Paralyzed man has testicles eaten by dog



Oooh, bollox. I bet that hurt...or not, since he was paralyzed

Here is some gonads and strife. Weeeeeeeeeeeee.>>



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